October 17, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
GREAT sign.
1I WANT one.
2I LOVE that!
3Ahhhhhhhhh – the sweet aroma of voter enthusiasm and humor less than 3 weeks before the election.
A business owner not afraid of a Fat Boi’s Fatwa and/or Meal Team Sux blowing up his fuel pumps is offering a free tank of gas to all customers on any day the Toddler-in-Thief doesn’t lie. Savvy. Talk about a cost free promo …
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I want one also…
5I already have a Biden sign.
6But I would have bought that one in a heart beat if I had seen it!
What Diane said.
7Would love to put that sign in the back window of my dem blue pickup to counter the AK 47 Trumpf signs I see around on the big proud boy pickups.
8want. please
9I wanted one and my spouse did, too. She immediately looked online … and found every site she could find with the sign saying they were overwhelmed, and new orders could only be shipped after the election had concluded.
10Voting info for Fort Bend County peeps: I tried to vote at Bowie Middle School in Pecan Grove yesterday (my closest location). Waited 2 hrs and the line barely moved. Come to find out the ID check-in machine was down & not feeling like coming back up, although no one bothered to tell the people in line. We did have the spectacle of one of the Nehls boys posing next to the life size cardboard cutouts of themselves, for entertainment. I gave up & went home. This afternoon, since I had to go down to Sugar Land anyway, I tried the Smart Financial Center polling place just to see if it was busy. Saturday afternoon at 2:00 there was zero line! The process was efficient, they have new touchscreen machines unlike the dinosaur machines at Bowie, they provided you with a disposable stylus so you don’t actually touch anything, AND there is a printed paper ballot! Win/win! Of course, there was another Nehls there with more lifesize cutouts. I stopped & asked him if they just had like 100 of those in their living room or what.
11I hope Kamala elicits the same response from an ex-president on November 3rd.
But I wonder, in another two weeks will the writing on the wall be so clear that Donnie doesn’t even bother with the pretense of a victory party? Will he show his loser face in public? Or simply Tweet some nonsense like “let’s wait until all the votes are counted” while he sobs into a pillow embroidered DJT in cursive.
Eric can read the Tweets to supporters on a disorganized stage somewhere, mics humming, wires tangled in their feet, and who forgot to order the balloons?
12Love it!
13My daughter just told me about a yard sign her friend saw today-
14“Flush the Turd November 3rd”
I’d like that in my yard, too!
I see there’s an array of “flush the turd” apparel on Amazon. Should have known. Probably too late to get them.
15Hey everyone – if you don’t think you can have your favorite apparel and yard signs delivered by Amazon in time before the election, please check your local vendors who no doubt would love and need your business.
Screen printing and producing yard signs is easily done. If you want bumper stickers and have a printer, that’s a DIY with a purchase of the material to print.
16Just saw for the first time a Cornyn ad claiming M. J. Heger wants to leagalize prostitution.
17WTF?
This is what passes for restraint in the age of fucking trump. (Sorry Mama)
We’re supposed to be grateful he didn’t Photoshop pictures of her eating toddler’s fingers like chicken wings.
Did you see Cornyn is now claiming he opposed Trump’s decisions, but privately? When you can’t even hang onto lamphrey fish John Cornyn your campaign is circling the drain. C’mon first time voters, let’s surprise the pundits and Republican cronies.
18Immediately stolen and posted on Facebook.
19Stupid stuff every day – Lara Trump says Trumpf was just having fun with the “lock her up” chants against Governor Whitmer. Oh ha ha. We know he was encouraging his violent base.
20Trumpf forgot where he was referring to Minnesota voters in Michigan but Lara says Biden’s stuttering shows cognitive decline. The new WH medical adviser I guess.
And Jr dumber calls Biden the most corrupt candidate ever. Hmmm. The ultimate in projection tactics.
Hardly need yard signs when these jokers get on teevee.
The Sunday “news,” cable “news” and waiting 3 more months for the f king moron to leave should be enough annoyance for one day. But no. Demented Donnie is scheduled to arrive sometime today for a Flu Klux Klan rally in Carson City, NV. Yucking for votes in NV is a bad idea, Donnie. We western states have a compact for wildfire season. That you would deny disaster relief to CA because they hurt your fees fees rates on the vile scale with caging children seeking asylum with their parents. So many of us are waiting for Vlad to serve you your final cup of tea.
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21Jill Ann @ #11 Glad to hear you found a quick way to vote and a paper ballot. I’m so glad to live in the first state to go to all Vote by Mail (Oregon). We received our Voter’s Guides last week and our ballots were mailed Wednesday 10/14, ours came Thursday (other Oregon friends said Thursday or Friday). Filled it out that evening, my son also, hubby Friday morning. Dropped them in the official drop box at the county courthouse Friday afternoon. I was able to check on the official website and my ballot was received that day. Heard on our local Facebook page that both drop boxes in our town were filling up but county employees were tasked with emptying them intermittently all weekend. And that this was a new phenomenon. So great news. Despite being a smaller city, we’re quite blue. Thank goodness. I worry about places like TX with long lines, heard about computer votes being changed. You know, the usual voter disenfranchisement. Ugh. GOP sucks.
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