Oh Y’all, Your Weekend Reading Just Arrived
I cannot tell you how excited I get when I hear that Rand Paul may run for President.
Some who hates me put my email address on the mailing of the American Conservative Pac. So, today I got this amazing email: What Is Barrack Obama Hiding?
Now, let me stop right about here and tell you that one of the first signs of mental illness is when people use random underlining, all caps, and BOLD in their writing. Whoever wrote this email is about 3 badges short of a Boy Scout.
American Conservative PAC shares a PO Box with these guys – The Conservative Patriot.
And probably a few more places I just didn’t find.
I went to the FEC and best I can figure, these guys simply raise money to raise more money.
Now, crazy talk about Rand Paul doesn’t even wiggle my britches anymore. But, Honey, when you add Steve Stockman and some big bold letters and I get pretty darned excited.
Yeah, that’s been the problem. Nobody has started a petition to demand impeachment yet. Why didn’t we think of that?
Sometimes these folks are real entertaining. And at least they are taking the money of fools who now can’t give it to something that really might make our lives worse.
Enjoy!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR CAPS LOCK?
1IT’S A CONSPIRACY BY THE TYRANT (
IMPEACH THE CAPS LOCK!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR CAPS LOCK?
2IT’S A CONSPIRACY BY THE TYRANT ______ (fill in name)
IMPEACH THE CAPS LOCK!!!
Always good to have some entertaining reading lying around. I’m with maryelle: IMPEACH THE CAPS LOCK. You think we oughta start a petition somewhere? Nah, somebody might believe it.
3Traveling west on I-30 today (going from Dallas to Ft.Worth), we had passed Six Flags and the Cowboy stadium when we neared another bridge that crossed over the highway. On the bridge stood a line of people holding a big sign that draped all the way across the span of the highway.
The sign read, “HONK TO IMPEACH OBAMA.” (Yes, it was in all caps, of course.) I’m happy to report that no one honked while we were in the vicinity. Another person who traveled the same route said the same thing: no one honked when they went through there, either. Maybe there is hope….
4Bald eagles are protected by statute:
16 U.S.C. 668(a); 50 CFR 22). “Take” includes …. molest or disturb.
You try grabbing a bald eagle long enough to paint an American flag on it’s head (as in the photo above), and tell me it’s not being molested or disturbed. I will pay $5 in cash money to watch a Conservative Patriot member give it a try. That’s not a one time offer either, cause if two or three of them want to give it a go, I’m good for the payout. As long as I can record the event and send a copy to the US Fish and Wildlife Service.
5First things first — WHEN DICK CHENEY AND GEOGE W. BUSH ARE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES — oh, whoops, the caps lock got stuck. Doggone it, don’t you just hate when that happens?
6Well, anyway, we should spend lots more time and money thoroughly investigating just about anything Stockman suggests, don’t ya just think so? The GOP isn’t really doing anything else anyway.
Julian Assange(Wiki-Leaks) endorsed Rand Paul for Potus. Not sure what it means. The last five rwnj Potii need to be impeached,even if we have to dig them up to do it.
7Rick, I’m assuming the stars and stripes are just printed on the eagle’s photo, but I got a giggle out of your image of these RWNJs (whoops, caps lock) trying to paint an eagle. They are big birds with strong wings and sharp pointy beaks and really strong and pointy feet, and I wouldn’t mind seeing a couple of those clowns with those talons embedded in their anatomy, providing the eagle wasn’t more than annoyed.
8@Rhea – yes I’m sure the flag is just photoshopped on the eagle. But sometimes these folks seem to want everything to be so literal… In fact, it’s possible after seeing that image, a few of them are climbing up a rock outcropping along the river bank somewhere this weekend, getting ready to improve an unsuspecting eagle…
9I admire your ability to read and post this stuff. I too had a “friend” sign me up for one of these publications, “American Spectator” in this instance. “American Spectacle” would have been more accurate. I decided to continue the subscription just to see what they were claiming. Lasted about a week. I simply could not handle the distortions, if not outright lies from the insane. This “friend” had the temerity to get angry when I suggested we would solve the energy crisis if we could figure out a way to harness and channel Rush Limbaugh’s hot air. So, he decided to “educate” me with that email subscription. Our friendship did not last too long.
10@ Dinah: Today, Saturday, I was driving through Corpus Christi on my way to Portland when I saw the same damn thing on a walkway over IH 37! All I could think of doing is giving them a “thumbs down” gesture, but they may have thought I was referring to Mr. Obama. Afterwards, I thought that giving them the finger (or two!) would of left no doubt as of what I thought of this impeachment nonsense, but–gotta take the high road, even with crackpots. 😉
11Holy cow, I tried to read that letter, I really did, but my eyes were starting to cross from all the CAPITAL LETTERS. Then I kept struggling to figure out what the heck they really meant, what with their poor grammar and punctuation skills. But my brain just started to melt, so I gave up.
Horrible writing. My junior high English teachers would not have accepted it.
12Nutters are the ones that started whacking the Middle East hornets nest with a stick and now they are whining because people(rill ‘mericans) are getting stung. They can’t say they weren’t warned about stirring up the region. Trying to make political hay using dead Americans is about as low as rethugs can get,but certainly not surprising seeing how desperate they have become.
13ohgoodhevins! I swear that ad was done in caps in 38 point font cuz the general part of the citizinry who will be reading it can’t find their damn glasses which are actually on top their heads but they just can’t remember and anyway why isn’t the whole damn world like it was a hunnert years ago when they were young . . .
14I’m not eligible to vote in Texas,but I will volunteer as the first signator on any Congressional petition to “discharge” Steve Stockman,by any and all available means,from Congress. Bring it on!!!
15I was driving in from Katy yesterday morning and there were some “folks” standing near I10 with IMPEACH OBAMA signs. no one honked. Three things came to mind:
1. I hope they have sun block on – they are so white it looks like they will just explode once the sun hits them full on.
162. Maybe they should jog in place – every one of them was at least 30 pounds overweight
3. Maybe people would honk if you had a sign that read “Honk if you think I’m a moron”
@7 mike from iowa
“even if we have to dig them up to do it.”
LOL!
17Oh, those morons made the 10pm news in Abilene last night… but the CBS affiliate hung around long enough to get some horn honkin’ for the newscast. Of course this is the station that cuts off Bob Schieffer, Face the Nation on Sunday morning after the first half hour with that double moron Jack Van Impfe, or whoever, and his ding-al-ling wife giving their take on the world news, with a heavy dose of anti-Muslim rhetoric. And Our Buddy Pat Buchanan shows up daily at 9am for your weekly dose of religious twisting of the news. Welcome to tv in the Bible Belt.
Yes, I’ve written the station to complain, and got some talking down to me about how they felt it was important to present all opinions. Right. The church zone or infomercials…. yeah… I’ll take one of those Ahhh Bras, or that nifty shaver thingy over the church zone any Sunday morning. Anybody up for nuking your food with halogen, far infrared and convection at the same time? I have one of those…. it’s quite a miracle.
18@Mike from Iowa . . . I’m not sure why I should care about why a guy from Australia thinks about who should be president of the United States. We’ve already got one Australian (American only for business reasons) trying to do that with his “news” media conglomerate.
19Do we get to discharge Steve Stockman? From the human race?
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