Tom DeLay has finally found work.  I know.  It was scary there for a while.  We were kinda scared he’d be living on the streets, stealing blankets from old people.

The Washington Times is a written Fox news.  The newspaper was founded and owned by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon of the Unification Church, who by all accounts, ruled the editorial position of the newspaper.

And now, they have hired Tom DeLay.

Tom DeLay, once one of the most powerful officials in Washington, will join The Washington Times as a weekly columnist and radio personality.

Starting this week, Mr. DeLay will appear on a weekly on-demand radio show with Andy Parks, who separately hosts “Live from the Washington Times” on WRC AM-1260 on weekdays. Mr. DeLay’s 30-minute program will be streamed on the Kaliki-based, on-demand radio network that was recently established in partnership with The Times.

Mr. DeLay will elaborate on the themes he develops on air into a weekly column for The Times.

Hey, it’s a step down from Dancing With the Stars, but a step up from stealing kids’ lunch money, his former job.

Thanks to Jay for the heads up and John for the graphic.