Oh Y’all, Grab Your Purse and Let’s Go
Headin’ them up and movin’ them out.
Being your trusty source of all thing very cool is a hard job but thankfully we have friends around the nation to help.
I am happy to announce that the Women for Trump bus is still rolling this morning and is all the hell over North Carolina.
10 a.m. All Green Recycling, Inc., 321 Atando Avenue, Charlotte, NC
12 p.m. Old Kmart Parking Lot (Gaston Co.), 3580 E. Franklin Blvd., Gastonia, NC
4 p.m. Hardee’s, 610 Blowing Rock Road, Boone, NC
We are also promised that …
Congressional wives have broken away from their husbands’ campaigns from as far as Texas, Montana, Florida, Ohio, Wisconsin, etc., to “stump for Trump” in this critical swing state.
Aside from the fact that I seriously doubt this election hinges on North Carolina, I think it’s real interesting that the congressional wives aren’t being named in the press release. I also suspect that’s because most of them have packed their bags and gone home instead of having a charming and cheerful dinner at Hardee’s in Boone, North Carolina, lovely though that might be.
If you can make any of these events, we’d love to see pictures.
Thanks to Steve for the heads up.
Nothing could be finer than to run from Carolina.
1I take it the bus is to help women jump off the sinking ship.
How any THINKING woman can vote for T-rump is beyond comprehension.
2NC is having flooding issues and is full-recovery mode from Hurricane Matthew. Clearly these un-named women are clueless since they are campaigning in flood water.
I should not think such thoughts, but I hope they get stuck in dirty flood water.
3There are oxymorons, then there is “women for trump.” Or, we could go with the all gender inclusive: morons for trump. Only question remaining is who is leader of the morons, Lyin’ Ryan or Teddie Crooze?
BTW If, and that is a big if, there is a woman on that bus she was paid to drive it. Or, not. Whoever is driving the bus, hope they are being paid from a legitimate fund and not relying on Donnie for their paycheck.
4Cool! Jump on and grab a seat. Oh… wait…
5The very thought of these so-called women for Trump makes me want to reach for the nearest box of chocolate covered cherries! Ooh! I am so skairt of these wimin!
6I heard they are all female impersonators.
7maryelle, I am now having a charming mental movie of a busload of female impersonator “Women for Trump” getting off the bus at the Kmart or Hardee’s… and since the only people I imagine being for Trump would make really ugly (and hairy) women… wobbling on their heels, clutching their purses, in hideous flowered muu-muus….
Hang on, their first stop is at a recycling facility? That’s not exactly Trump or GOP territory, though it could be if it contains enough dumpsters for the whole busload of them.
8ahem. Primo’s Uncle Jimmy, here.
Tippa da hat to MS JJ on herownself’s wordplay.
“Grab yer Purse?” not fer nuttin’ but da Fodder taught us in Latin class dat “purse” and da non-feline version of dat Drumpf word come from meanin’ da same t’ing. In olden days, much wordplay was made of dat and deir representation of money and virtue and da exchangability dereof.
Fun fungibles funding fundament, one might say, funnily. Drumpf is big on FU… words, too, I hear. And other less savory letters of da alphabet.
9Why don’t the women get a trump plane?
10Oh my! I feel a case of the vapors coming on and my lovely Corgi, Belle, is using my recamier. Funny how the women trump treats like things are handing him his balls.
11C’mon aboard! We’ve got lots of room. Really. Lots and lots of seats available.
12@ maryelle: I’m betting Rudy Giuliani in a red dress, followed by Chris Christie wearing a grass skirt and a fake coconut bikini top.
13(Did I mention my online store sells brain bleach?)
Um, Boone, NC is a really nice place. They have a big college there kind of like Texas State. And right outside of town a place that has several spiritual retreats named, appropriately, “Heavenly Mountain.”
14Either they’ve got a lot of liquor on that bus, or they’re stopping at every bar they pass, or both.
15Rhea and RepubAnon, you both have fleshed out the Women For Trump Bus with amazing and somewhat terrifying detail.
16Think I’ll need some of that brain bleach for the images of Giuliani and Christie. Ewwwww!
Stan… Thanks. Boone IS usually a nice place, and the trees are turning lovely colors right now. There were maybe half a dozen women on the bus, a dozen or so Trumpeteers, and the rest anti-Trumpers who came to see the show. Hardee’s in Boone is GOP-owned, so about the only place this bus would be welcome.
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