Oh Y’all, Geraldo, Oh Dear God Help Us, It’s Geraldo
Freely admitting there is zero evidence of discrimination except for one man feeling he was passed over for a promotion that a woman got (and God forbid that should ever happen when the laws of nature and Fox News demand that it should happen the other way around), Geraldo Rivera speaks.
It’s a “lesbian cabal” at the Department of Homeland security. Geraldo, God Bless You, just because Democratic women carry around an 11 foot pole because they wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot one, does not make Democratic women lesbians. However, you alone are indeed a powerful argument for lesbianism.
Yes, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano just has to be a lesbian in a cabal because she’s (1) not married, and (2) promoted women. What more proof do you need that a lesbian cabal is running the Department of Homeland Security.
However, if the rumor is true, I believe that the next director of Homeland Security also be in a lesbian cabal because they apparently do a dandy job of securing the homeland.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.