Oh Y’all, Geraldo, Oh Dear God Help Us, It’s Geraldo
Freely admitting there is zero evidence of discrimination except for one man feeling he was passed over for a promotion that a woman got (and God forbid that should ever happen when the laws of nature and Fox News demand that it should happen the other way around), Geraldo Rivera speaks.
It’s a “lesbian cabal” at the Department of Homeland security. Geraldo, God Bless You, just because Democratic women carry around an 11 foot pole because they wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot one, does not make Democratic women lesbians. However, you alone are indeed a powerful argument for lesbianism.
Yes, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano just has to be a lesbian in a cabal because she’s (1) not married, and (2) promoted women. What more proof do you need that a lesbian cabal is running the Department of Homeland Security.
However, if the rumor is true, I believe that the next director of Homeland Security also be in a lesbian cabal because they apparently do a dandy job of securing the homeland.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Nothing like a little slander first thing in the morning!
1Quick heads up. Do not Google “lesbian cabal”. Just trust me.
2So there’s a ‘lesbian cabal’ and those bad women are hitting on hetero men? I’m confused.
3I remember Bette Midler telling a story where Geraldo tried to rape her on an evening she appeared on his show, way back in the day. I guess she must have been a lesbian, too, for turning that opportunity down and fighting him off.
To their way of thinking, there is NO way a woman would be beter than a man on a job, unless that man was being discriminated against. You know, same way that a black man (like President Obama) could never have been qualified to be at Harvard Law.
@OldMayfly – it makes about the same sense as accusing the Girl Scouts of promoting abortion AND lesbianism. I have never figured out why lesbians would need an abortion. You can’t follow their logic, because it doesn’t exist.
4Well, this woman probably could not get the job, if she couldn’t properly spell “better”.
5Oh brother. What next? Oh…never mind. Nothing surprises me from Fox “Anything But The..” News.
6Man’s been married 5 times. Just saying.
I admired the man when he did the expose of Willowbrook.
That institution was a disgusting horrible blight and I’m glad he helped shut it down.
But what happened to him?
7What a waste.
I’m sure Geraldo was up all night doing research on lesbian cabals, covens, kaffeeklatsches, teacher student meetings, bridge clubs, slumber parties, sororities, pool parties, convents, pillow fight clubs, and softball teams.
8Geraldo is still sounding out the word “research”…
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