Oh Y’all, Carter Page
Y’all, Carter Page has filed a lawsuit against the Democratic National Committee. By himself. No, he’s not a lawyer but God bless that man, he plays one on the Trump Government Show.
You can see most of it here.
First, he alleges that the DNC has hurt him through “extreme civil rights abuses.” None of these abuses are ever named or explained. That must be a closely held Page Top Secret Thingamajig.
He also believes that the Steele Dossier is part of a “racketeering enterprise.”
And there’s this:
Based on the defamatory information distributed and paid for by the Defendants, the [U.S. Government] waged an unprecedented, targeted, state-sponsored surveillance operation against Dr. Page. Given subsequent death threats and the intent of the Defendants, the outcome of the libel committed against Dr. Page clearly displays the requisite elements of the statutory definition of domestic terrorism
Dude, you are domestic terrorism. You can’t claim that the government is trying to killed you and then blame the DNC for it. That’d be like somebody printing out all my articles, fashioning them into a club and then hitting you on the head with it. Ain’t my fault, Skippy.
However, he does get an A+ on the pure raw entertainment scale.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
Only the best people . . . sigh.
The sheer idiocy of the folks in this malAdministration is mind-boggling. How stupid can they all possibly be?
1I’m sure he’ll not miss his star turn on Fox Spews.
2DNA test. Now. If Carter Page isn’t the illegitimate son of Roger Stone the gene pool is in worse shape than originally thought.
3“Dr.” Page? I had to look up his education creds to see if that were true. Wikipedia gives a very embarrassing review of that. Worth a read.
Page did this suit out of desperation for attention. I have never seen someone so needy.
4Dr. Goebbels, Dr. Kissinger, Dr. Rice, Dr. Page…I’ve even seen Fidel described as Dr. Castro. If you’re not a medical doctor, keep it to yourself. We’re not impressed.
5In my 20s I might have adjudged Carter Page worthy of having his skinhead “hair” parted with my 5 D-cell Kel-light. But as I have matured I have discovered the beauty of German and its way of capturing a thought in a single, although sometimes lengthy, word. Carter Page IS the poster boy for Backpfeifengesicht and Handschuhschneeballwerfer. And he fills me to the brim with Schadenfreude.
Oh and Carter, Merry Christmas, dumba$$.
6Sounds like Rule 11 sanctions time to me… definitely a frivolous motion.
7FYI
Just shows that Alex jones legal team is as dirty as he is.
Imagine Bubba jr. must need a serious shower after dealing with folks like this. Even as an adversary.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-jones-lawyer-marc-randazza_us_5c1c283ae4b08aaf7a86b9e4
8It seems that Herr Page has bought into the GOP myth about the false dossier being the basis of a FISA investigation that began before anyone heard anything about a dossier that began its life as an internal GOP primary dirt search.
9The ‘pro se’ definitely shines through.
I doubt an actual lawyer would willingly be anywhere near this heap of nonsense.
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