Oh, Y’all, Allen West is Just Begging For Your Help
Remember crazy ole Allen West?
Sure ya do. Sarah Palin’s friend from Florida who served one very loud term in congress. He once announced that “there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party that are members of the Communist Party.” Oh heck, West, that’s not right. It’s much, much higher than that. Last time I counted it was 3,453,211.
So, instead of sliding into obscurity after he got beat, he has founded the Allen West Guardian Fund to support himself. You know, kinda like an electronic tin cup with pencils in it.
Today, he is running a contest to see who should be the GOP Presidential nominee. The pickin’s are slim. Uncharacteristically humble, West left his name off of it this time.
They require an email address so make one up or get on his mailing list for more fun! Please vote for Rick Perry. Puleeeese. Oh dear God in heaven above, let Rick Perry be the GOP nominee.
One other thing, whenever I think about it I go to TomDeLay.com just to see what he’s trying to sell today. Lookie what I got this morning. Click the little one to get the big one.
I think that means he’s OFFICIALLY toxic now.
I take some pride in that.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
hahahaha.
1Oh my . . . . .
I just tried it and it took me right to the contribution page…GAG! Please note that Brent Perry is listed as chairman of his legal defense committee. Any relation to Icky Ricky?
2Yes ma’am! Perry – 1st choice and the Donald 2nd choice. Thanks for the opportunity.
3Tom Delay. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! Nice work JJ.
BTW, did he ever kick out the last of the families living in his foster child neighborhood? And whatever happened to that place?
4Juanita, Tom probably sees your face in his nightmares. I’m proud of you.
5Yeehaw – I voted (p)Rick numero uno & Scooter Wussboy of WI numero dos!
6West looked at how Palin was manipulating funds and thought that was a fine idea. I laugh at every idiot who sends either of them money. They deserve to lose it.
7Meant to add – Perry and Santorum were my choices – just a straight Ricky ticket.
8Okey kadokey. I voted for Rick for first place and then, just for shits and giggles, added Rand Paul for second. Now I’ll just have to remember to start checking my “for wingnuts only” e-mail from time to time. (Not being a complete moran I also didn’t use my real name…)
9Okay, I shared the list with my favorite R (my favorite because he has made some interesting revelations over time, specifically that he hasn’t voted for any R in any race since 2000*). We had some fun matching up compatible (Ahem!) running mates. The favorites in no particular order:
The Donald/Santorum
Santorum/Jindal (campaign consists of endless mutual exorcisms)
Condi/Palin or Palin/Condi; top of the ticket to be determined in Thunderdome (our money is on Condi)
Any one of them saddled with Jindal in the second spot
Runner-up is The Ticket With Absolutely No National Name Recognition: Pence/Carson
Please note this was a bipartisan selection process.
*Don’t get any hopes up that this might be a national trend. Here in Maryland, even our Rs are relatively sane — well, most of them.
10I went with the Perry/Cruz combo as Texas shouldn’t fall behind in the race to Crazy Town.
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