March 14, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Just saw a t-shirt that said something like, ” Wouldn’t it be nice if closed minds came with closed mouths?” Oh, if only that could be so!
1“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.” — Mark Twain
2One could only hope. If it was not so extreme, I’d make a comment about taping their noses, too . . .
3Can we have a ‘wall of shame’ and rotate the pictures every week?
4That would be fun!
What can one expect from sociopaths? They are egotistically convinced that what comes out of their mouths originates from a higher power who speaks the truth only to them. So why should they care how harmful it can be for others let alone for themselves?
Rubymay, where do you think I can get one of those T-shirts?
5http://www.themudflats.net/archives/42344
The half-guv is going to have her own digital program and you can catch all her nit-witicisms for yourself for only 10 bucks a month. She can boldly predict you to be alive in five years,unless you are dead.
6Out of the mouths of boobs.
7Here are a few more candidates for ducting:
8Darrell Issa, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Scott
Walker, Lindsay Graham, Mitch McConnell, Michelle Bachmann,Tom Corbett and every governor who rejected extending Medicaid.
Love to see these on a huge billboard which changes every couple of seconds.
Add John Thune of S. Dakota to that list, maryelle!!
9Senator Thune was asked why on earth he would vote against a bill to aid veterans and this is his answer: “We owe these brave heroes a tremendous debt, yet in expanding existing programs, we must also be mindful of what former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, identified as our greatest threat to national security—our national debt.”
Keep in mind, Senator Thune never raised a finger serve in his country’s military.
Seems Sara wasn’t listening.
Sarah Palin To Launch Video Channel
Capital New York reports that Sarah Palin has signed a deal to launch her own digital video channel to be named Rogue TV. The project is expected to be similar to Glenn Beck’s online network, The Blaze.
10The channel will be available through Tapp, the digital video service founded by former CNN chief Jon Klein and former NBC Universal entertainment executive Jeff Gaspin. Subscriptions will cost $10 per month. Rogue is expected to launch in April or May, and it would be one of the first of the digital channels offered by Tapp. Palin’s channel will feature video commentaries from the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, discussing current events and political issues. “Think of it as a video version of her Facebook page,” the source said. That said, Rogue is also expected to feature footage of Palin and her family in Alaska, much as the 2010 TLC reality series, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” did. (TLC’s parent company, Discovery Communications, is an investor in Tapp.) It will also have advice and guidance from Palin, such as tips for parents and recipes. There are also tentative plans to have subscribers engage in regular video chats with Palin.
Tapp’s website is here, but it features little information so far.
Like the bumper sticker: “silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”
But as we all know, these gohmerts think they are special. So fine, give them “special” duct tape in Gohmert Grifter Green. Maybe their gohmert fans will wake the gohmert up and realize the only reason these gohmerts open their gohmert holes is to strip fools of their cash.
As for Paul Ryan, keep talking your way out of Congress. But please put down the dog whistle, my ears are bleeding from all your poorly veiled racism.
11Perhaps an even worse punishment would be to leave their mouths clear and just duct tape them to each other.
12@ LynnN Pure genius! What a beautiful fantasy
13i like comedy, this the current day 3 stoges.
14Palin loves to be considered a “rogue”. Rogue elephants are the ones that go out of control and attack everybody, including other elephants. They get thrown out of the herd and are usually shot by people whose crops and villages they’ve trampled.
Seems a good description to me.
15http://crooksandliars.com/heather/john-oliver-palins-return-fox-we-can-just-f
John Oliver on Palin’s Return to Fox: ‘We Can Just Fu*king Ignore Her!’
16B-I-N-G-O!!!! We have a winner. Thanks, John A. And you, too JJ.
17I wonder if anyone bothered to explain to her heinie……er,I meant highness what the term “going rogue” refers too? It is slang for unprotected,backdoor shenanigans. Fitting since Palin makes an ass of herself everytime she opens her mouth.
18Maggie @5 — Don’t know if you were serious, but if so, I saw it in a clearance catalog called “What on Earth.” The website is whatonearthcatalog.com. Have fun!
19@John A. Kwitkoski, brilliant, man! Leticia, Maxey, Wendy and a whole slew of Democratic candidates need your comedic genius to help get the message across.
2014 is simple, we need to get out the vote and a picture is worth a thousand words. Hit ’em hard John! With 2 or 3 of your graphics you can do some serious damage to the Koch brothers and Citizens United $billions.
20I guess all of you are on the mailing list for Keystone Progress Daily Funnies?
21Thank you, Rubbymay!
22One thing for sure, I WON’T be watching Palin….I wouldn’t pay a red cent to watch /listen to her. Any bets on how long that network will last?
23“…will include…tips for parents and recipes.”
24Yeah, that tips for parents thing should be golden.