Oh Whine, Whine, Whine.
Texas Republicans are whining again! that they are sitting at the back of the convention hall at the Republican National Convention.
Look, Republicans may be dumber than bean dip but even they know that you hide the crazy old uncle in attic when people come to visit.
Texas Democrats are housed closer to the convention site – and it’s at a water park even! – than the Texas Republicans are. Plus, we don’t whine. We are just dandy proud to be there. Seriously, we were kinda afraid people might think crazy is contagious in Texas and not even invite us.
And that, my friends, is the difference between Democrats and Republicans – the damn whining. The feelings of entitlement and superiority. But mostly the whining.