Tucker Carlson has a new series he calls Tucker Carlson Originals. I do not even know where to start about his latest hootenanny of pearl clutching horror.  Tucker believes that testosterone levels in men are dropping ten percent a decade and it’s gonna cause all manner of earthly destruction.

He has a preview of his series.

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1515130557675581442%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediaite.com%2Ftv%2Fwe-regret-to-inform-you-that-tucker-carlsons-new-special-does-in-fact-promote-testicle-tanning%2F

Apparently his solution is for all men to become gay.  Let me quote my friend Harris.

I am sitting here next to my gay husband living my gay life reading a gay novel as research for my new gay book…and yet I am not and will never be as gay as whatever is haunting Tucker Carlson’s fantasies.

But I haven’t gotten to the good part yet. And, of yes, there is a good part.

In the preview did you notice the guy standing full commando on a mountain top with something radiating on his winkie?  Let me try to be delicate here. Tucker Carlson thinks men should “tan their testicles.”

Yeah, burn their balls. Would I lie to you about this?  No, I would not.

And burning balls is the good part, my friend.