Oh, The Sadness In My Life
Y’all, tomorrow will end the great fun I have had watching the Republican Lt. Gov’s race in the GOP primary. It is rare when you get three seriously crazy people and one incompetent incumbent running for the same office.
I admit that I should have paid for a ticket to that show because I enjoyed it thoroughly. I was sad that it will over Tuesday. Until I thought about Wednesday.
There is not soul in Texas who thinks it’ll be over tomorrow. Wednesday morning will bring us a run-off. Madam Swami Juanita and Her Shiny Crystal Ball predicts it’ll be a a fun-filled run-off between incumbent David Dewhurst and Oh My God He’s Nuts Dan Patrick. It not only will be a GOP bloodbath, but will include witty quips like this.
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Snap! That’s a doozy.
If you’re in Texas and you haven’t voted yet (which I really do not want to hear because you should have voted early), go vote. Remember: Kesha Rogers is not a Democrat.