Oh, The Sadness In My Life

March 03, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, tomorrow will end the great fun I have had watching the Republican Lt. Gov’s race in the GOP primary.  It is rare when you get three seriously crazy people and one incompetent incumbent running for the same office.

I admit that I should have paid for a ticket to that show because I enjoyed it thoroughly.  I was sad that it will over Tuesday.  Until I thought about Wednesday.

There is not soul in Texas who thinks it’ll be over tomorrow.  Wednesday morning will bring us a run-off.  Madam Swami Juanita and Her Shiny Crystal Ball predicts it’ll be a a fun-filled run-off between incumbent David Dewhurst and Oh My God He’s Nuts Dan Patrick.  It not only will be a GOP bloodbath, but will include witty quips like this.

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Snap!  That’s a doozy.

If you’re in Texas and you haven’t voted yet (which I really do not want to hear because you should have voted early), go vote.  Remember:  Kesha Rogers is not a Democrat.

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0 Comments to “Oh, The Sadness In My Life”


  1. Miss Prissybritches says:

    Have you noticed that all the Republican tv ads, regardless of race, are running against President Obama? Amazes me how folks running for state rep, judge, you name it… are all out there fighting the Obama Agenda and Obamacare.

    YUK.

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  2. I guess my county commissioner will be able to fill more potholes if he runs against the Pres.

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  3. Marcia in CO says:

    Yes, they are ALL afraid President Obama is gonna win a 3rd term since they are all so stupid they still haven’t figured out a president can only serve a total of 2 terms (8 years total).

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  4. I am so sad about your sadness, Juanita Jean, but you know it will get interesting again before you know it. I daresay you’ve made it fascinating to the rest of us, and some of us can’t even vote in Texas.

    We can…and I do…send campaign contributions to your Texas Democratic (the real ones) women.

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  5. JAKvirginia says:

    How can you be sad? This isn’t over. You’ve just seen Season One of this “reality-based” show. Wednesday? Season Two begins! Now the REALLY over-the-top stoopid comes out.

    If there’s a run-off, you’ll see the I’m-A-Bigger-Bigot-Than-You-Are
    Challenge. Then, there’s the always adorable I-Carry-My-Assault-Rifle-More-Places-Than-You-Do Swimsuit Competition, followed by the ever popular Women-Should-Just-Let-Men-Do-All-The-Thinkin’ Talent Show! What more could you ask for? Get the popcorn poppin’!

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  6. Marge Wood says:

    Yeah, glad I voted early. Tonight and tomorrow morning everything from Austin north and west is supposed to be rainy and icy. Whoopee.

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  7. Will Glenn Heggar make the run off with D. Medina? Right now, the Texas Tribune poll shows him not making the run off

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  8. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    @JAKvirginia
    “Then, there’s the always adorable I-Carry-My-Assault-Rifle-More-Places-Than-You-Do Swimsuit Competition…”

    LOL!

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  9. maryelle says:

    You Texans have all the fun!

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  10. My TV stays on mute more that it’s off during the local news. I can’t take much more.

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  11. JJ said: “Remember: Kesha Rogers is not a Democrat.”

    Texas Leftist has this tweet with a great picture of Kesha Rogers with a big red “X” over her face. If you are on Twitter, please go over there and retweet this message from Texas Leftist:

    https://twitter.com/TexasLeftist/status/440620327987453952

    And Juanita Jean, PLEASE — You need to tweet more, girl! Thanks, @crabbait

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  12. kat hale says:

    My husband didn’t believe me when I told him Republicans are racist. So I told him to count the black people in their commercials. The count so far is 3. I think we Democrats need to adopt the speech from “12 Years a Slave”!

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  13. Elizabeth says:

    We voted last week, yes. Our son didn’t early-vote (he’s autistic and needs some supportive nudging until he’s done something several times. We had a talk about it over the weekend, with specific instructions on how to find out where to vote. I looked it up later–he can vote on campus–so I sent him a firmer nudge-email late last night.)

    Dan Patrick…piece of work. But of course, so are all of the White Elephants.

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