Donald Trump’s BIG announcement?

He has discovered through secret documents that mockery is alive and well in Twitter.

The announcement was immediately mocked on Twitter.

“Our expectations about @realDonaldTrump’s Obama announcement were clearly not low enough,” New York Magazine said on its Twitter feed.

“BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to,” Twitter user @BScalabrine24 wrote.

“Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records,” @WatchJ tweeted. “I’ll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin on his head.”

“BREAKING: Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest,” Lizz Winstead wrote on Twitter.

“We’re going to make a very important cat announcement shortly that will change the internet,” BuzzFeed declared.

“Sorry Trump, but in the same way the U.S. doesn’t negotiate with terrorists, presidents shouldn’t negotiate with idiots,” @the_moonface wrote.

“This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman’s greatest bit ever,” Aaron Blitzstein tweeted.

“Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people,” @MorgonFreeman said.

“Trump, would you be a dear and offer 5 million dollars if Romney will reveal ANY PART of his economic plan?” Alex Baze wrote.

My BIG announcement?  I will give $5 cash American money to Americans With Tragic Hair Disabilities see Mitt Romney’s tax returns and, unlike Trump, I actually have $5 cash American money.

Thanks to Craig for the toon.