I have talked to you before about the small Texas town of Victoria, close to the Gulf Coast and as red as a radish. Victoria has three Baptist churches within a three mile area because they can’t get along with each other.

Much to my delight, Victoria is large enough to have a newspaper, but small enough to print the the weekly crime report, my favorite reading.     I have Democratic friends in Victoria who send me the crime report when it’s especially good in their oh so Republican town.

You are going to love this one.  Under “Stolen” near the bottom are Hidden Pleasures.

And whoever did $200 worth of damage to front yard religious statues is going straight to hell.

Ya know what, Victoria could surely use some family counseling.

Oh, those great red Texas cities.