Oh Ted. Poor Ted. So Bad.
Bless his heart.
Ted Cruz was watching porn on Twitter but his hand accidentally slipped and hit the LIKE button, probably at the most inopportune moment. I dunno. Plus, I don’t want to know when he hit the button, if you know what I mean.
Okay, so here’s Ted Cruz, rabidly anti-gay, supported a ban on dildos, is anti-choice, and really doesn’t support birth control. Plus, he’s the Zodiac Killer.
And here’s bi-sexual porn on Twitter.
They meet and it’s instant likeyness.
Plus, Twitter was all aglow about it, because the porn site thanked Ted for watching.
I’m glad Ted has found a hobby.
Thanks to Kyle and Deb for the heads up.