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Juanita taped a print out of a computer article to the snack room door.

The newest member of the Texas Senate, Brian Douglas Birdwell, voted in the November 2004 presidential election twice, choosing between George W. Bush and John Kerry in Tarrant County, Texas, and again in Prince William County, Va., according to election records in the two states.

Voting in the same election twice is a third-degree felony in Texas.

“I’ve been wondering how they win elections.  They vote twice!”  Juanita exclaims, “And now we have proof.”

“Generally in Texas, we elect good people to office and they go bad once they get all that power.  Can you even imagine where this guy’s going, what with his criminal behavior head start?  Plus, he’s a Republican so I’m sure it’ll be something real kinky.  I wouldn’t let my daughters around him.  Or my money, for that matter.  He’ll be robbing banks wearing nothing by a Lone Ranger mask and a pair of hunting boots before the session is over.  Mark my word.”