Oh So … Not Gay
It’s time for that annual ritual that brings joy to all who partake. The Starbucks Holiday cup.
This year, it’s obviously promoting lesbianism. Just take a look for yourself.
See the two hands? The Steeple People say that’s two women holding hands. I do not know how they arrived at that conclusion but they did and they are mighty proud of it.
They believe that people of lesser intellect, like you and me, would ever see this but be heavily influenced to go out on the town and decide to be a lesbian. I will admit that all the news about men behaving badly, I know for a fact that if lesbianism were a choice, I’d be one.
Thanks, Starbucks, for reminding me.