Oh Rudy
Like most of America, I thought the Rudy Giuliani press conference at The Four Seasons (Lawn Care Co.) was so perfectly Shakespearian in its hubris that it became a thing a beauty.
And it gets better.
The first witness Rudy had testify to shenanigans in Pennsylvania was a man named Daryl Brooks. Come to find out, Daryl is a convicted sex offender. And that as a poll watcher, Daryl thought he was entitled to look at every damn ballot cast in Philadelphia. And probably do weird things with them that you do not want to know about. Being next door to a porn shop probably was not an accident.
Some wise person is already making money off Rudy’s Show.
Lawn and Order. That’s good.
And Jake Tapper had fun.
Well, there is a crematorium there.
Thanks to everyone for the heads up.
Holding this presser next door to a porn shop *and* a crematorium would seem the perfect place for the Combover Crime Lord administration to go to die.
1Do they still make Round-Up?
2I’m looking forward to when this will be Trumpf’s signature property, if he can even afford it when he’s been fully litigated.
No offense to the hard working guy I use to help with my landscaping (such as it is)- his business is also called Four Seasons landscaping in Beaverton, OR. Difference is, the owner is a hard working, caring, honest, humble, appreciative, respectful nice person with a family that can be proud of him. Oh, and he really liked my Biden-Harris yard sign.
3on the plus side there likely were not any children at the vote counting center
4Now Bill Barrf is weaponizing his DOJ to go after gop allegations of voter fraud and counting conspiracies. I’m sure he’ll be trying to disprove them. No, he’s trying to legitimize them. Been waiting for this.
5BSFMan @1,
Well you, some good vibrations followed by some heat…
6Some Aussies made a fantastic 2:20min musical video about Loser tRump, funniest thing out there yet.
Watch and listen, one of the best anywhere [NSFW, profanity-laced to the max].
Don’t know the original source, but some guy named Rex put it in a Tweet—
“Bye Bye Donny”:
7https://twitter.com/i/status/1325840720360562692
There’s a porn shop,
8On the corner,
In Philly, Pennsylvania
@#8 notjonathan
There’s a porn shop,
On the corner,
In Philly, Pennsylvania,
And Donny and his Boys
Visit every chance they get
They buy movies, they buy magazines
9And special toys they think look really fun
Haul it all back to a golf course
And try to make a Hole in One
Don’t forget that the landscaping center is less than a mile away from the Curran-Fromhold Correctional Facility – Philly’s largest jail
10Having the presser between a porn shop and a crematorium?
Rudy doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.
11eyesoars @ 11:
12For the win.
Sorry Mama
Probably the only reason rudy allowed it to go forward was he expected to hook up with Tutar Sagdiyev.
13Borat’s daughter.
Not entirely funny. The rightwingers have been busy smearing the owner of the landscaping business and anybody they can connect to it via the innertubes.
14Mark Schlemmer @9: OK, that was plain mean and nasty. Just the sort of thing I respect and admire.
The kids are pointing out that the location is metaphorical, it’s a place to go flux yourself and die.
15The name “Lawn Order” for a garden supply shop is a very old joke. Earliest I saw it was in a Dick Tracy comic strip I think in the 60s.
https://dicktracy.fandom.com/wiki/Chief_Brandon
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