Oh Please, Please, Please

August 22, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

They say it might happen.  They say that Sarah Palin might enter the race.

She sees Rick Perry come flying out of the chute like double geared lightening and then crash head and feet first into the restraining wall.  It was terribly exciting the whole 12 seconds it lasted.

And Michele Bachmann’s “cured” gay husband has a better than average chance of relapsing with all those hunky Marine guards around the White House.

Mitt Romney is Morman.  Republicans think that if Mormans didn’t want to be confused with Muslims, they would have named themselves something else, like maybe … I dunno, Presbyterians.

The way Juanita figures it is, “Well, that whole Vice Presidential candidate going rogue thing didn’t work out too well and will certainly keep her off the second spot this time around.  So it’s go for broke or go home.  And we all know how much Sarah dislikes home.”

Juanita has a point.  We could get very lucky with Sarah entering the race.

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