Okay, let’s drag our unwilling minds to the Pennsylvania state legislature.

Republican lawmaker Daryl Metcalfe just called a fellow legislator a “lying homosexual.”

He tells The Associated Press that he mentioned the sexual orientation of Democratic Rep. Brian Sims of Philadelphia because Sims has spoken openly about being gay, and because he believes it is “immoral behavior.”

It should be noted that Metcalfe recently “accosted another state lawmaker for repeatedly touching his arm, and suggested the man might be gay.”

Now the reason I’m bringing this up is because this story was printed in the Lufkin Daily News, which is in Louie Gohmert’s district.  I don’t think the newspaper should be giving Louie any ideas.  He’s doing just fine being a jerk all on his own.

I do have a thought, though.  I do not think that Daryl Metcalfe is gay.  But I think he wants to be.