Oh Pennsylvania, Even You?
Okay, let’s drag our unwilling minds to the Pennsylvania state legislature.
Republican lawmaker Daryl Metcalfe just called a fellow legislator a “lying homosexual.”
He tells The Associated Press that he mentioned the sexual orientation of Democratic Rep. Brian Sims of Philadelphia because Sims has spoken openly about being gay, and because he believes it is “immoral behavior.”
It should be noted that Metcalfe recently “accosted another state lawmaker for repeatedly touching his arm, and suggested the man might be gay.”
Now the reason I’m bringing this up is because this story was printed in the Lufkin Daily News, which is in Louie Gohmert’s district. I don’t think the newspaper should be giving Louie any ideas. He’s doing just fine being a jerk all on his own.
I do have a thought, though. I do not think that Daryl Metcalfe is gay. But I think he wants to be.
We’ve got our own rednecks right here in PA. Metcalfe is a constant embarrassment. Can’t wait to see him drown in the Big Blue Wave.
1“Me thinks……etc”
2Another one bites the dust. How many is that now?
3Projection much there Daryl?
4Think of Pennsylvania as Pittsburg and Philadelphia filled in by Alabama.
5And add to the above: great haircut, Daryl!
6I wonder when he’s going to get tired of people shaking their heads about him whenever he leaves…
7Let’s all call Daryl a “lying ***hole,” because he’s being open about it.
8How do tell if a rePUKEian religious ahole has BS dribbly out their mouths…their mouth is moving and sound is coming out!
9Makes you want to go up give him a great big old bear hug just to mess with him.
10Daryl Metcalfe worries about being touched by homosexual people ENTIRELY too much. Maybe he’s afraid that it’s contagious, and he might already have it?
11Just sayin’ . . . good old Daryl would be a sweet starter patient for a Doctor of Psychology just out of academia. Daryl is actually afraid of a lot more than being touched and his idea of homosexuality. Ten to one nursery rhymes teed him off as a kid.
12Well, it’s only a matter of time now. I sure hope he doesn’t disappoint us, cause anyone that repressed is going to go off like a septic tank explosion.
13“…he doth protest too much.” Sorry, Paul, I felt obligated to state the obvious.
14Wonder how much poor Daryl cringed at the constant contact between Trump and the French guy! Trumpie was so very touchy-feely with Macron! LOL
15So far back in the closet he can see Narnia.
16Paul:
17The big old bear hug could only be improved by Jim Gaffigan’s realization of what not to do to your new girlfriend’s mother when you meet her for the first time. In your best Barry White voice, say “Oooohhhh yeeaaahhh” as you hug him.
so, um, his “lying” would have been ok, if he wasn’t one of those icky gay people? good thing to know.
18Oh yes, heterosexual liars are far more acceptable.
Pittsburgh has an “h” at the end. Sore spot for us Pittsburghers.
19If he goes all to pieces because someone touched his arm, that answers a lot of questions about him.
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