Okay, so this morning, I found this article on Fox News.  No, no, wait.  No, no, this is good.

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EXCLUSIVE: Gingrich-Perry Pre-Convention Ticket in the Works

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So, Ole Bubba walks over, glances at the headline and hears me panting and doing the whole Meg Ryan thing from When Harry Met Sally and says, “Goodness gracious, my woman just found Democratic foreplay.”

I know that’s right.

Oh yeah, there’s more.

Sources close to the Gingrich campaign say preliminary “what-if” conversations are underway that could lead to a Gingrich-Perry ticket being announced prior to the  Republican National Convention at the end of August.

Gingrich insiders hope forming a predetermined ticket with Perry will unite the evangelical, Tea Party and very conservative voters that make up the core of the GOP.

Oh, Baby, Baby.

Now just sit back for a minute and think about the glorious wonders of a Gingrich / Perry Ticket.  Right there you’ve got two men who think more of themselves than the whole rest of the world combined.  We shall call it The Prancing Ticket. And just for the sheer joy of wallowing in it, we shall promise it love.

Y’all, excuse me, I need to go smoke a cigarette.