Oh No She Di’int
Callista Gingrich went on The View with her helmet and Newt and talked about General Petraeus’ affair.
Seriously.
Girl, what is wrong with you?
“I think it’s personally very sad for he and his family,” Callista Gingrich told ABC’s Barbara Walters on Monday. “I think he did the right thing by resigning. But this is painful and they’ll have to work together through this as a family. And that will take some time.”
Oh no, you di’int say that, Callista. How would you know about pain for the family? You’re a carrier, Girl, not a victim.
Is that hair like a tin foil hat or something so that reality waves don’t get in?
Hubris, thy name is Caliista. Did the View ladies keep a straight face?
1I think her hair is on too tight.
2The helmet is to make sure thoughts never get in or out (if any are ever inside).
3Well, she’s a republican, which would explain her stunning lack of introspection.
Also, I have seen bicycle helmets which looked softer and more invitingly caressable than her hair.
4“…for he and his family…”
5Geaaaugh! Callista can’t even speak grammatical English! She is giving floozies a bad name, right across the board.
ROFLMAO Unreal how the Repugnicans can be so hypocritical and bad speakers of English.
6Newt was on NBC this morning commenting on the Patreus affair. Finally we have a Republican commenting on his field of expertise!
7Common.
8Newt keeps trading down.
9Apparently the irony of the situation was lost on her.
10Here we go again with the GOP motto: “Reality is whatever we say it is.” Whatever you’re thinking just did not happen. Didn’t happen.
11A common street walker she is, what nerve to have a comment on anyone’s marriage. Where did she find the time to dream that up (broken syntax and all)? Did they cancel choir practice at the Cathedral for the holiday? Twit.
12Please don’t turn me into a grammar nazi. It’s “for him and his family” not “for he and his family”. Calli, neither you nor your husband may ever speak of the poor quality of education in inner city schools again. And for anyone who is listening, the words “then” and “than” are not interchangeable.
13Bless her heart. She is, after all, an expert and expertise is handy to have around when you are discussing family issues.
14This is really sad. I rather thought that Newt was just an egotistical jackass. Now it’s clear for all to see he and the latest missis are absolutely, completely, comprehensively, conclusively, entirely, exclusively, exhaustively, extensively painstakingly, perfectly, quite solidly, thoroughly unanimously, unconditionally, undecidedly, whole heartedly, without a doubt (there’s more, but I’m tired of it) clueless!
15Okay… we’re in the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon (Inc.). From someone who used to do hair for a living (yes, I was actually licensed) that stuff on her head has had so much chemical product applied to it that it is the consistency of cotton candy, and can be easily molded into any shape you like, hit with a nice layer of Aqua Net, and it will never move… Hurricane Sandy couldn’t budge it. Of course, there is a limit… one day that limit will be reached, and the shampoo girl will panic, because it will start coming out in chunks…
Tee friggin’ hee… 🙂
16I keep telling “you people” that Newtie is always available at the Labor Pick-up area in front of the 7-11 in McLean, VA. He always is wearing a suit and a freshly-laundered shirt–that is, camera-ready. And, he always has a supply of the latest movie/book/manifesto he and/or Callista is flacking.
You need to ask yourselves why anybody with a TV show would be the least bit interested. I, myself, haven’t got the foggiest idea.
17Newt said had affairs because he was so passionate about his country. And when he couldn’t scr*w the country any more he settled for a grinning plasticized robot. In his defense he at least got a response out of the country.
18Freaks me out that she’s a year younger than me, she looks like she’s ten years older and made of plastic. eeew.
19But isn’t this all from the very master of Republican double-speak? Say something is just the opposite and try and make it so? Hubris? They got chutzpah!
20The trailer-trash grammar gets me. It’s like the pinky finger stuck straight out while holding a cup of tea. I don’t mind it so much (I do wince internally, but understandingly) if the person spouting it is standing barefoot on the step of the trailer, has work-reddened hands and the tired face and stooped shoulders of a woman who’s been worked to the bone for too many decades. But someone gussied up like a lady (sort of) and on television…no. You speak the language like she’s supposed to be spoke (intentional, OK?) and you don’t start giving psychological advice while grinning like a shark approaching a fat ankle.
21OMG! I work on Capitol Hill (private side) and have had to deal with Callista when she also worked on the Hill. She continued in place after Newtie lost his Speakership and his seat so that she could funnel info back to him. We knew we had to be extra careful in dealing with her since Newtie’s newtieness knows no bounds. Callista and Newtie are two of a kind. Heck! Look at his hair. Its just as thick and seamless as hers and makes his head just as impenetrable!
22What I don’t understand….. (has nothing to do with the current Mrs. Gingrich) is how these supposedly “brilliant” military men….I say “men”, because now there is another one involved in this tawdry mess.
How can they be so damned dumb? Nah……. not the skirt chasing stuff (which is dumb….. but it’s been done…… since the days of Eisenhower… if I remember my history).
Do they not know, and realize…… that nothing they do or say…. ever goes away? Do they not know that e-mail is there forever?. Do they not know that video tape…. is there forever?
Which is the reason I tend to ignore Callista. I know what she’s about. That hasn’t gone away either.
But two guys, both of whom are supposed to be flat out military genius……one running the CIA, and one running what’s left of the war in Afghanistan.. Good Grief!
And people are concerned about an African American President???? For heaven’s sake. Seems like we may have real problems.
23I hope she is equally sympathetic to the next Mrs. Gingrich when she finds herself in Mrs. Patraeus’ shoes.
24I think she secretly wants to be embedded with Petraeus.
25I’m sure y’all have heard the aphorism that when a man marries his mistress it creates a job opening.
26Anyone want to start an over/under on how long it will take Newt to fill that position? (And watch out how you jump on the double meanings here: Momma is loking over my shoulder.)
I think the NFL ought to look closely at her hair do.
It could solve the “concussion” thing……. they have to deal with.
It looks like it would stand a helmet to helmet hit….. no problem.
27Miemaw got straight to the point!!
28Let’s save those worth saving, and let the others pass peacefully in total obscurity!
My oldest girl-child, she of the many colored tresses, decided she wanted to be a pure white blonde (we are all dark haired, normally) for her prom. The resulting hair-do was not what she had intended (or what my pocketbook could handle) for her hair did indeed, melt off from all the coloring abuse, and she was a blonde, but with only about an inch of hair all over her head–certainly a different look for her!
29Please ignore my grammar, as a dyslexic, trailer park trash child, I moved so often and changed schools so much, I can relate too completely to the grammar mistakes, and with only one finger to type with (bad arthritis) I can often err. I cannot seem to outrun my iPads ideas of what I should be saying, so my emails are often confusing…I can’t imagine 20,000 pages of lust induced frenzy, complete with bodies exposed…can we get a start, go back to, or just get to governing? Thank God I don’t have TV, I’d have to thrw something at it…
Aw, Elise we all have shortfalls. Your sense of humor is so fresh and bright, we’ll gladly put up with your recalcitrant IPad
30fixing what isn’t broken!!
(Stick around, you’ll see my netbook punishing me in the very same way!! Darn mindless machines!)
Elise, don’t worry! When I went to play bridge the first time at the community center I warned my table that I had lost the hearing in one ear. One of the players replied – “don’t worry honey, we’ve all lost something”.
31Ah, Callista and Newt — a blast from the past. But, really, if a program is looking for experts, who could possible know more about the subject than those two. Shameless, just shameless.
How much do you suppose they get paid for those appearances?
32“for *he* and his family”??? Call out the grammar police. Oh, wait – I’m here….. ;->
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