Oh No He Di’int
Rush Limbaugh. Says Newt’s the victim. Really. Said it out loud. Today.
LIMBAUGH: I got a great note from a friend of mine. “So Newt wanted an open marriage. BFD. At least he asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. That’s a mark of character, in my book. Newt’s a victim. We all are. Ours is the horniest generation.” […] That’s from a good friend of mine, “Newt’s slogan ought to, ‘Hell, yes, I wanted it.’” (laughing) I’m sharing with you how some people are reacting to this.
Oh yes, when family values are on the table, let’s go straight to Rush for leadership.
I think it should be noted that Newt was screwing around on his wife a couple of years before he asked permission.
I’m getting dizzy from the spin, and I might upchuck so y’all stand back. Or put Rush in front of me. I couldn’t miss that target.
And let’s not forget that Newt wasn’t paying his child support. Does that make him a victim of hungry children?
Thanks to Stephen and Barry for the heads-up.