June 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Louis Gohmert is the penultimate toothless barking dog that only caught the bus because it stopped. He doesn’t know what to do now, he never did and he never will. He’s why the snacilbupeR hate education, or at a minimum their excuse for hating education – it doesn’t work. OK, sample size 1 which just happens to be Louie’s IQ, education doesn’t work. Grant the snacilbupeR this, education doesn’t work for those whose minds are filled with Reagan era jelly beans and myths.
Louie really should embrace Democrats. Democrats are the real believers in the sanctity of life. Democrats defend his right to live, while snacilbupeR would snuff him out as quickly as they would Donnie Drumpf, if they could. SnacilbupeR love useful tools aka dumba$$es, until they become liabilities.
Lyin’ Ryan is sweating. His white knuckled grip on the SOH podium last night was exhibit #1. Louie Gohmert, Donnie Drumpf and the Freedumb Caucus threaten to expose his pretenses of fiscal conservatism for what they are – empty, like his head.
1DNC should sell tickets for an event in which (Big) John Lewis decks (Lunatic) Louie Gohmert flat out.
One massive shi…errr…haymaker whack to the whackjob- tweet-tweet, lights out Louie.
Stadium seats, broadcast PPV, innartoobz streaming, clean up time.
2That one fundraiser could raise enough for all the Dem election campaigns until November 8.
Louie Gohmert – the intellectual wing of the TEA Party. When he goes to DC the average IQ in East Texas goes and the average in DC drops.
3“Radical Islam killed these people!” Yep, they were beaten to death with a copy of the Koran, and we all know how deadly those are. Good thing the Second– oops, First– Amendment protects those things.
I can easily see somebody mowing down the crowd in a gay club while screaming “Jesus hates fags!”, but I don’t imagine that Louie or anyone else would be saying that radical Christianity killed them.
Sandridge, “lights out Louie” would be a fine thing to see, though I don’t think his lights were ever turned on.
4“lights out Louie” …. had he possessed the intellectual capacity to strike a match would have met his demise lighting his own flatulence. Quick. Someone send him a pre-lit wind proof candle.
5Now more people than ever saw Louie at this best (?) as the sit in was live streamed as well as mainstreamed. He should be soooo proud!!!!
6Hey, Louie spends a lot of time yelling on the House floor for the camera – this is different – this time, there are people there to point and laugh.
Good Times~
7Okay, that’s this month’s reminder of what a complete doofus Goober is. Just in case anyone forgot.
8Aren’t there Texans with lasso skills who can control him? I mean you know capture him and put him somewhere contained.
9Louie, louie, Louie he’s gotta go!
10Could not resist!
I think that song was written especially for him!
Louie never disappoints!
He’s a hopping, yelping reality show, “The Walking Unconscious.”
Most people in his condition would have at least a few tubes coming in and out of them.
11I will believe there is hope for this country overall when Gohmert fails to get re-elected.
Note: That only applies if they don’t choose someone worse, which is genuinely possible in Gohmert’s neck of the woods.
12Louie!
Dude!
Taking guns AWAY from potential terrorists is…
FIGHTING Islamic radical terrorists!
All you are doing is HELPING them!
13I predict the Medical Examiner is going to find that bullets were the cause of death. Louie will scream liberal bias, no doubt.
14i luv looie!!!
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