Oh Jeffrey, Take To Your Fainting Couch Because Miss Scarlett is Here To Tell You, “No Damn Wall, Child.”
United States Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions is standing by his man. Jeffrey says that if Mexico doesn’t pay for the wall, the United States can start investigating Mexicans’ taxes.
Oh yeah, that sounds real constitutional.
Jeffrey is following his man by echoing Trump’s promise to get the money from Mexico “one way or another,” including kneecapping your grandmother for payment if she ever ate a tamale.
Bottom line: You have to have congressional approval to build the damn wall. You’re not gonna get it. Every elected official along the Texas border – both Democratic and Republican – are opposed to it.
It’s dumb idea. It’s always been a dumb idea. And, thanks to Jeffrey, it’s getting dumber every day.