West Texas Congressman Randy Neugebauer is a nincompoop.

You might remember Neugebauer for his rant against a park ranger at the World War II Memorial during the government shutdown so he could look good in front of a crowd.  He claimed his statements were “misunderstood.”  They were on tape.  It should be noted that Neugebauer never served in the military himself.

He’s one of those prissy Republicans who think they did, in fact, get rich because that’s what God wanted. He got his 15 minutes of fame by yelling “Baby Killer!” at Democratic Rep. Bart Stupak on the House floor during debate.  He claims that he was misunderstood then, too.

Neugebauer is a man of great passion and of great luxury.  He bought a yacht with campaign funds.  The guy represents people in the desert who are suffering a drought and he bought a yacht with his campaign donations.  Did I mention that he lives in a desert?  He thought a yacht would help, I guess.

The guy got his stupid at a two for one sale.

You’ve heard about the deplorable conditions at the border, where children are being housed in third world conditions.  Well, that just too damn fancy for Randy.

Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX) on Wednesday downplayed the horrible conditions in U.S. Border Patrol detention centers by describing all of the supposed benefits undocumented immigrants are receiving there.

“They belong back with their families. When you look at the lovely way they’re getting treated — they’re getting free health care, free housing, you know, they’re watching the World Cup on big screen TVs,” he said on Sean Hannity’s radio show, as recorded by the Huffington Post.

So there you have it.

The lap of lovely:

The lap of congressional lovely:

Randy’s Yacht

Thanks to Andrew for the heads up.