I am not talking about politics.  I’m talking about the weather. We are going to hit triple digits for the next week so I am taking the day off to watch the Astros this afternoon while drinking the last of my Limoncello mixed with Topo Chico over a couple hunks of ice.

Until later, I do have some fun stuff for you. I up and donated $25 to John Fetterman yesterday because dammit he deserves it. I like him just fine but the best part will be when he shows up in Washington, seeks out jacketless-and-damn-proud-of-it Jim Jordan and says, “Here, Jimbo, hold my hoodie and watch this.”

But, the thing that got me to Act Blue is this.

Apparently Dr. Oz is having trouble raising money. He’s gotten to the point to belly-aching and even offering to personally match 300% any donation that comes in. How does that work? Why doesn’t he just give himself the damn money? Why do I have to give him a buck fifty so he can give himself $4.50? It seems to me that he can just give himself $4.50 and not really miss my money at all. I dunno about this guy making the federal budget.

But this Twitter made me snort. Little Bubba sent it to me. You can enlarge it by clicking on it.  It starts off with this guy named Chris getting a fundraising email from Dr. Oz.

That’s funny.

Okay, if the Astros win, I’ll be back to tell you some hanky-panky Louie Gohmert is still doing.  If not, you gotta wait until tomorrow.