Oh Goody, Goody, Goody!
Do you know what’s even better that Rick Perry falling in the polls?
Newt Gingrich surging. Yes!
A new national survey of Republicans indicates that it’s basically all tied up between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich in the race for the GOP presidential nomination, with Gingrich on the rise and businessman Herman Cain falling due to the sexual harassment allegations he’s been facing the past two weeks.
With Rick you get the dumb. With Cain you get the sexual escapades. With Newt you get the trifecta: ethics, hypocrisy and enough hoochy-koochy to make Amsterdam shut down their red light district becasue of a non-compete contract.
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You know what this means, don’t you? The Daily Newt Is Back!
He’s got loco camped out in his eyeballs! I am a happy woman.