Okay, so I don’t have any tattoos but I am strongly considering getting one on a landmark birthday I’m having this summer.  It just seems like the right thing to do.  I’m doing ’cause I want to.  Which, in my mind, is the reason most people do anything.

Except the Steeple People.

The Ecclesia Church is getting tattoos for Jesus.

Tattoos depict what Christians call the Stations of the Cross, the path Jesus took to his crucifixion and resurrection.

“In our church, and in a lot of places, I’m sure, are looking for something meaningful to mark themselves with. And we would say there’s nothing more meaningful than telling the story of Jesus,” Seay said.

Okay, there’s a rule:  you cannot blame a bad tattoo on Jesus.  Seriously.  If you want a tattoo, get a damn tattoo but please don’t use Jesus like that.

I hope they don’t get hepatitis for Jesus.