December 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
So at 10:00 last night I get a Facebook alert from a distant ex-family member who, even though we rarely speak, was afraid that I was going to die and “the government” doesn’t want to warn me. Thanks, Obama.
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Yeah, this is a 15 year old phony.
Yeah, we can’t give the terrorists any ideas. You know, because we don’t have a damn idea to give.
By the way, Glen Eagles Hospital is in Kuala Lumpur.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Le sigh.
1Ermagawd!!
Glad your life was saved. Close call!
2Does that idiot really work for a police department?
3I used to work with some people that fell for every e-mail hoax out there.
WA Skeptic beat me to the punch.
4Been going around since 2001 at least according to Snopes.
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/perfume.asp
5And Mary Kay cosmetics are desperately hoping that this works better than screaming “government regulation” yet again.
6About a decade ago, the FDA issued a consumer alert telling people not to swallow, yes swallow, free samples of a company’s Extra Strength Anti-Itch Gel. The mind boggles. I still remember about 25 years ago, the local teevee news here in DeeCee telling people not to swallow sample packets of a popular dishwashing detergent. Lemon scented so of course you stick it in your mouth! And there are those out there, supposed members of the brain trust commonly referred to as the OpEd page, who wonder how America could have elected a Trump. Seriously. Has anyone been paying attention?
7Someone visited friends in Norway and they went to a park on top of a cliff overlooking the sea. The American was shocked that there were no guardrails keeping people from plummeting over the edge, and asked how the kids survive. The Norwegian looked back in some confusion and said something like, “They have sense.” Radical concept in the US….
8Truly Texan – to answer does the sender actually work for the PD, possible, it was none other than Trump crony Flynn to forwarded that bogus story about Hillary’s child sex ring in the basement of a DC pizza parlor. Some asswad from SC decided to check it out for himself, went in armed and was later arrested. BTW the place doesn’t have a basement.
9Linda – Saw that story as well. Apparently truth comes from the politburo from now on.
10OT: I’ll just leave this here.
When Obama came into office, the economy was a wreck and the Dow was around 7,000. Today the economy is much improved and the Dow is trading around 19,250. Just FYI for the coming years ahead.
Bamz, I will so miss you, bro.
11Yeah well, the conspiracy theorists don’t have much time left. Obama’s leaving office in JUST 1 1/2 MONTHS, PEOPLE! We gotta get BUSY!
12Please be advised that if you should receive a diaper in the mail or in a magazine … please do NOT smell it!!
13The guy who came into the pizza joint fired off a few rounds, but didn’t hit anyone. He’s in jail now. That’s all thanks to the dumass snacilbupeR who supported the ridiculous fake news pizzagate story. You know, Hillary and pals were running a child’s sex ring out of the pizza shop.
Stoopid, stoopid snacilbupeR. Oh, the humanity!!! Or lack thereof.
14“Please be advised that if you should receive a diaper in the mail or in a magazine … please do NOT smell it!!”
and for god’s sake, do not, I repeat, do not swallow it!
15Marcia in CO and cpinva: But Obama advises every American not to drink gasoline and juggle running chainsaws. I think we’ll be able to identify those who run out and do the opposite.
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