Oh East Texas, I Love Yew
Okay, so I know you’ve been wondering what kind of people elect Louie Gohmert.
LUFKIN, Texas (AP) — A domestic disturbance call at an East Texas home includes a police report that a woman used a dead catfish to smack her sister-in-law in the face.
Officers were summoned after a woman allegedly used a fish to slap her sister-in-law in the face, the brother and sister argued and he asked his sibling to leave. Shurley says the sister called police to report being assaulted.
And she did not even know the catfish was loaded? She was cleaning her catfish and it went off accidentally?
I know one of my rules of life is don’t hack-off a woman holding a catfish.
Open Carry Catfish