It looks like all that money was wasted at Mrs. Mabel’s Memory School for Rick Perry.  Just when he learned to count to three, he lost himself.

Look, I will admit there’s times when I didn’t know where I was but then I sobered up and got the hell outta the Mustang Lounge.  Rick Perry is not so lucky.  Getting out of Louisiana ain’t that easy what with alligators and funeral processions.

During a speech he gave last week —

Touting Texas, Perry declared, “There are many other states that embrace those conservative values, the approach we’ve taken over the years. I’m in one today – Florida.”

“We’re in Louisiana,” someone shouted.

By the way, the new and improved Rick Perry lost the boots in favor of dress shoes and is now wearing hipster black rimmed glasses.  I don’t know this to be true, but I’ve heard that the glasses keep him from walking into walls so much.  However, they don’t appear to be helping at reading maps.

Thanks to Willie and Jane for the heads up.