Oh Dear, Did You Hurt Your Face?
There is a just and loving God.
I know that because the more Ann Coulter talks about women being lesser creatures, the more odd her face begins to look.
Ann Coulter: What the Hell?
I’m not being catty. Ann has cornered the market on catty. I’m just making a scientific observation.
My theory is that she couldn’t get rid of her Adam’s Apple so she was hoping that the weird plastic surgery eyes would distract you away from it.
That’s just a theory. The other theory is that God is getting even on earth, which is rare but in this case certainly welcome.
Reacting to Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s (D-CA) blunt reply to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on gun control, Republican pundit and author Ann Coulter exclaimed on Thursday night that the whole conversation makes her think “liberal women should not be able to hold office” in the United States.
“He’s absolutely right, he nailed her, so she said I’m offended,” Coulter said. “I used to think women just shouldn’t be able to vote. Now I think at least liberal women should not be able to hold office, and by woman I do not mean to limit that to the biological sense. That is not an answer, I’m offended.”
Ann, Honey, go look in the mirror. God is telling you to shuddup.
Anybody with a high school education knows that we do, indeed, limit the first and the fourth amendments. You cannot shout fire in a crowded theater so you also should not be allowed to bring a bazooka into one. Same deal.
We can’t say she sold her soul because she apparently didn’t have one to begin with.
1Got in one, Sam.
2Has she a another book she’s plugging?
3Well, Ann WOULD
4I’ll try again. Ann WOULD be interesting to draw with all those angles and I mean like body parts, not ideas. btw, Feinstein did NOT cry. She told somebody off. Can’t Ann tell the difference?
5I’m sooo tired of the Republican’ts trying so hard to put a negative spin on all things politic lately. Even Lou Dobbs can’t seem to tell the truth on his so-called financial show. Why doesn’t the Republican’ts try to find some new talent to voice their lies. I can see a lie coming before the camera is focused on these people anymore.
6“He nailed her”. She is in absolute denial of the facts. Oh, I forgot, she’s a Repug conservative. They see the opposite of facts.
7If Ann Coulter & Ted Cruz are so interested in Constitutional accuracy and exclusions, lets look at the 2nd Amendment when it was written. The right to bear arms was for Free Persons. Those who were counted as “three fifths of all other Persons” had no right to bear arms. That is already an exclusion to the 2nd Amendment, and Cruz stated he’s against exclusions. Or would Cruz & Coulter like to suggest that we follow the 2nd Amendment as our founding fathers intended? I dare them to say it.
8Tell ya what. Teddy Cruz is STILL looking for his cojones. But Ann can’t find hers, either, so they’re both claiming victory in lieu of yelling “OUCH!”
9Think that Ann Coulter is a drag queen? Not that being a drag queen is a bad thing…. it would just help to explain her rhetoric that is so anti-woman…. you know, beneath this lovely facade beats the heart of a real man….
Nope…? She’s just a pig.
10I think Ann Coulter is so bitter towards women because she resents not being born one and is pissed because her plastic surgeon didn’t quite get things right. Mind you, nothing wrong in being transgender or whatever the heck that particular crreature is, but there is a lot wrong with her attitude towards women and that’s what brings out the catty comments in many of us.
Didn’t she start her career as a drive-time DJ, you know yabbering while people were ticked-off with the freeway traffic? Can you imagine listening to her while stuck in traffic on a hot day? Yikes. I cannot stand to hear her now and try to avoid doing so . Just reading excerptts of what she says is bad enough.
Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin have truly set back the image of women in public life by centuries. Their manicurists must have a heck of time, what with all that knuckle dragging chipping their nails.
11Coulter–The one person on this earth who can make Mitt Romney look less plastic.
12My!! Such a long neck, leading nowhere.
13“God is telling you to shuddup.”
And not for the first time, either. Remember when she broke her jaw and had her mouth wired shut, right after Barack Obama got elected the first time? YES THERE IS A GOD:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-sh_n_146248.html
14It looks like Ann has launched off into Joan Rivers territory with the plastic surgery. Shall we organize a pool for when “death mask” is achieved?
15“I used to think women just shouldn’t be able to vote.” Soooo, does she vote, and considering that statement, at which point did she decide to change her twisted mind? btw, here, I’m giving her the honorific of “she.” You’d think “she” pulled down enough bucks to get that Adam’s apple pared down.
16@Myrna – Ann Coulter doesn’t even listen to herself. Women shouldn’t vote? She’s been caught voting twice in two separate elections. Once in Florida and once in Connecticut. Unless, as some above suggested, she’s doesn’t consider herself a woman. Or maybe she considers herself both a she AND a he, hence two votes?
17I declare, JJ! Ann Coulter thinks she was born in the log cabin she built herownself!
Now, honey, that is the more civilized thing I have to say about her in lieu of what I really think which would get me booted off this site forever and as a new widow I really wouldn’t enjoy that much at all!
18Like Dorian Grey in reverse
19I am always ashamed of myself for bothering to read and/or comment about people like Coulter, Palin, Cruz, etc. But, I quickly get over it!! Ann is nothing but a shilling and shameful excuse or a Human!!
20Actually, that’s a pretty nice photo of Ann. Now if you really want to see her adam’s apple… google her images: http://images.google.com
Poor Ann suffers from anorexia of body & soul…
21Why is anybody still listening to anything this person says? Anything that gets attention will come out of that mouth.
22Ann Coulter reminds me of an Afghan. The hound, not the women.
Not that there is anything wrong with Afghan hounds.
Just sayin’.
23Thank you, thank you, all of JJ’s clients — you always make me more optimistic. If Ann really is a woman, why then is she so against the female part of the population? Women shouldn’t vote?!? REALLY?!? But, of course, SHE should. Yeah, right. This is truly one of the most ridiculous rants that JJ has shared with us. Ann Coulter = nut case.
24Remember when the Rethugs were screaming about the President’s birth certificate? We could be catty and demand to see Ann Coulter’s birth certificate.
25Ann’s exercise of her franchise is a bit circumspect. She tried to vote in the wrong place in Florida, claiming the PO Box of her real estate agent as her home address while transitioning from NY to a Sunshine State abode. She also appears to have provided false info for at least one official government office. Seems her original voter application claiming an age of 18 back in CT is different from her DC driver’s license.
26It’s an interesting observation that the very same founders who wrote this:
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
Did not, in fact, consider either women or blacks to be included in “people.” The rights of those two classes of human beings to keep and bear arms was in many places restricted right out of existence.
While I’m sadly sure that many of the modern Republicans would still be ok with the blacks not being ‘people’ part of this, it might be worth noting for Coulter — and for that matter, LaPierre — to note who exactly was excluded from that very original interpretation.
27Ann doesn’t believe or even care about what she says. She is a businesswoman, entertainment for the challenged. I suppose our comments just reinforce the personae she has created. Forget her. I mean really!
28Dingy woulda taken great pleasure in biting her!
29pundit is someone who offers their opinion.
there is no requirement that that opinion be informed, considered, or accurate.
that’s why pundits are on entertainment TeeVee and not on serious news.
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