Oh Cool! Gunfight at the Texas Corral.
I have a sincere thank you to make.
As you know, the Texas senate race on the GOP side is cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Crazy guy Tea Partier Steve Stockman is challenging incumbent Senator Slick Cornyn.
This is going to be fun. And we know that because it is happening right now.
The National Rifle Association is backing Republican Sen. John Cornyn in his re-election bid, giving ardently pro-gun challenger Rep. Steve Stockman a setback. … Stockman has been endorsed by Gun Owners of America, another prominent national gun group.
I can hardly wait for the War of Gun Nuts. I thank both men and their well organized militias.
Sigh. It is nice to see them taking potshots (metaphorically) at one another for a change and leaving the rest of us alone.
1Maybe each should get his followers together and they all meet in the desert – out of rifleshot of the rest of us – and last man standing gets the nomination.
2Wow—first Louie Gohmert, and now the NRA, backing away from Stockman. I cringe to think of who Stockman’s remaining supporters might be…..
3Well, Steve, it just may be any “relatives” he can scare up with free food and likker.Now isn’t that one damn chilling thought! Other people with his DNA!
4Now honey, Steve is such a sweet boy. Just ask his mama.
5I understand the Hot Tubs of America group is solidly behind Stockman and Fringe Jackets Universal and Ten-Gallon Stetsons came out for Cornyn.
6You mean Stockton will be gone again? O raptuous day!
7Nothing more fun than a GOP circular firing squad.
8Is there even one geneticist amongst the patrons that give a biological reason for these T’s? It can’t freaking all be environment!
9If you haven’t seen Cornholio’s latest slick media video, you should. “Big Bad John”… words to the song changed…. the voice-over sounds like the guy who does the beef commercials, the pickup commercials… very deep baritone… and you get to see Senator Howdy Doody in his fringe jacket. I sat there mesmerized, wondering who in their right mind would do an ad like that… then I realized… he’s playing to his old white-fart base of men who remember that both Jimmy Dean and Tennessee Ernie Ford sang that song, on the black and white tv, and think it is still quite a toe-tapper-tune.
OMG. LOL.
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