Oh Cohen, Chatter Away
ABC News is reporting that …
Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen likely to cooperate as his attorneys leave case, sources say
I imagine that Trump and his family are seeking political asylum in Canada. No, no, not Canada. Uh, Germany? Nope, he’s pissed them off, too. France, uh huh – remember the handshake/stranglehold? Maybe Mexico? I’m sure they have a cage for the Trump kids in Mexico.
North Korea and Russia! There ya go.
I’d love to see them get asylum in North Korea. ASAP. But remember Melania isn’t entitled to political asylum if she’s being abused, because Jeff Sessions should go directly to Hell and not pass Go.
1Hahaha but nope, North Korea and Russia don’t want him either when his usefulness is over. They don’t want to babysit a malignant narcissistic sh*thole crybaby anymore then we do.
2What I would really like to hear is the recording of the meeting where Cohen’s lawyers said they we are bailing.
3I don’t imagine Rump and Snowden would make good roommates.
4Sing little pigeon sing!! And we can keep the Third Lady, she’s a ‘Murican now. Poor Barron too; I didn’t get to choose my parents either!
5Moscow will host the Trumps gladly, just to troll us.
6MSNBC sez prosecutors are preparing arrest papers for Cohen.
Mueller apparently accidently released a non-redacted paper showing Manafort’s attempts to influence witnesses.
Twitter is prolly in flames from the WH.
7I vote for Russia as Trump’s destination. I have great faith that Putin would treat him with the contempt he deserves and that Putin surely has for him in abundance.
8AK Lynne, there’s that tiny sliver of Russia stolen from China that abuts North Korea. Send Donnie and his band of thieves there, then hope Russia and China duke it out over ownership of that land grab.
9Odd you should be bringing this up as I had posted elsewhere today that they family is looking for somewhere to shelter. I imagine they would be thrilled at the deluxe accommodations in North Korea, I have seen video of thee “executive” apartments. I live in a modest little house, and I wouldn’t touch any of those places with a ten foot pole.
10How about some of those condos on the North Korean beach where the “cannons” go off, just reeking of nuclear fallout, but that’s an environmental issue which means little to Dump and his minions.
11When your own lawyers run like hell away from you . . . but, hey, this was never going to have a fairy tale happy ending!
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