September 03, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
As our friend Ralph says, “The Internet is not a safe place.”
Rand Paul had this bright idea that people could take a selfie with him if he uploaded an app that could do that.
So he did.
I’ll share a couple here.
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.Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I am speechless in front of such greatness.
Miz JJ we are all so unworthy …
1Republican dimwits are making this an outstanding campaign season…for Democrats. Can’t wait to see how far they run with this.
2The gob, she is smacked.
3It’s amazing how they make it so easy to look stupid.
4I wish Rand would put the toilet seat up before he uses it.
5He looks to be just begging for a swirly in that second pic. Hope someone obliges.
6“According to the permissions disclaimer in the Android store, installing the app gives the campaign permission to locate you via GPS and check your phone to see what social media accounts you have. A spokesman for the campaign did not return requests for comment on how the campaign will use that data.”
7The second one is appropriate.
8Shouldn’t pic #2 be WideStanceforRand?
Just askin’….
9New show on cable: Douche Dynasty.
10OK. I have finally stopped chortling, etc. First, there was Trump’s stupid loyalty oath thing which he is never going to honor cuz it wasn’t his idea in the first place and hey its not even legal, and now this! I’m going to my quiet place now and read The Art of War by Sun Tau. It makes better sense than either of these ejects.
11Hahahaha!
12And at the base of it all, there is hardly a republican out there currying our votes and money, who has any clue about being the President of the United States. They are playing a game and it’s all about winning but not a single shred of real administrative quality among them.
13Linda Phipps, that’s the saddest thing. The media always covers it as a horse race, paying little or no attention to anyone’s qualifications, intelligence, or grip on reality. Trump, like Ross Perot, thinks he can get into the White House, wave his magic mouth, and everybody will leap to do his bidding, which is not how it works.
I loved someone’s idea that instead of these debates we should present each candidate with a simulated crisis and see how they start to go about reacting to it. That would give us some clue what kind of president they’d be.
14I agree with Rhea Says: let’s give them let’s say…a massive hurricane and flood in a major American city. Or, how about a major wildfire in an extensive forest. Or, let’s see…hmmm… how about…massive voting fraud during a national election.
Too difficult? Throw troops at it? Curtail civil rights for all American citizens or only the female ones??
‘Tis a puzzlement.
15Rhea, almost there with your plan: don’t tell them it’s a simulated crisis, let them think it’s for real.
16OMR! I laughed so hard I cried!!!
17Douche Dynasty FTW!
But Biden? NOOOOOO!!!
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