Oh Birthers, Your Life Has Just Become More Complicated
Texas Senator Ted Cruz, claiming he was not in Iowa because of Presidential politics but that he was either lost or drunk, maybe both, finally took on the birthers.
At least for white people.
Asked, however, whether he would be eligible to run for president, Cruz — who was born in Canada — said: “My mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She is a U.S. citizen, so I’m a U.S. citizen.”
“I’m not going to engage in a legal debate,” he added. “The facts are clear.”
Which is a really cool way of saying, “I said it. You believe it. That settles it.”
Honey, when a damn lawyer does not want to get into a legal debate, he’s either choking on brie or well, that drunk thing again.