Politichicks – a very conservative website run by young Republican women who are oh so fond of Glamour Shots and airbrushing, have taken on an impossible task.

Seriously.

First, they set out the criteria to be “hot.”

#1. Intelligence. These guys are brilliant.

#2. Courage. They aren’t afraid to stand up to challenges, speak the truth and fight for our country

#3: Passion (See above)

#4: Sense of humor. They never let the haters get them down–they just keep doing what they do, with their sense of self and sense of humor intact.

#5: Looks. This can be either conventionally handsome or someone who simply exudes sexiness.

Please keep in mind that they did say the sexy word.

Apparently, there are so many hot, hot, hot Republican men that it had to be divided into categories.

Get a load of this one …

Didn’t you just throw up in your mouth a little bit?

Oddly, the three Texas men on the list are my favorites, too.

Thanks to Irene and John for the heads up.