Oh Ashley
I have to be honest with you and tell you that I frankly do not care about Ashley Madison. Not one whiff.
Except maybe in this one case, but only because it is so funny.
Louisiana GOP Executive Director Jason Doré said Thursday that his name was among those released as part of the Ashley Madison data dump earlier this week because he used the site for “opposition research.”
My question is this: is there any Louisiana politician who is NOT sleeping around? No, there is not. Research done.
Doré allegedly spent over $175 on the site, first logging on in 2013.
Isn’t that just like Republicans? He paid $175 to get what I could have told him for a buck severity five.
Nice try, Jason, but nobody is buying it.
From looking at that picture, I think it will take a lot more than $175 to get what he wants.
1I’m more excited about Duggan fessing up to using the site (because OF COURSE he did), but this is good too.
2Who is “Ashley Madison”?
Just wondering.
3Should be easy enough to prove. If it was for business, then the company should have reimbursed him fairly close to the time he charged it. Where’s the receipt?
4He’s just another one of those dumb guys who thought there were a gazillion married women who would pay good money to find a strange man to have whoopie with.
The part I found funny about this whole mess is that 90-95% of the “clients” are men.
Golly! Who could’ve guessed that?
5Hey Jason Doré!
Would you sell the mailing list of your contributors who believe you joined Ashley Madison for research? I’m in the pre-owned bridge business.
Special this week: one vintage Huey P. Long Bridge for just $175.
6And Josh Duggar had TWO accounts there.
7Ashley Madison is the adulterer dating site’s name. It, and other sites providing the same type of dating services for married people, are registered & owned by a Canadian business man.
As for Dore…. claims his membership was for business purpose to do opposition research, doesn’t pass the smell test. If it was a business expense, he would not have used his personal credit card in order to pay to play.
8So how did that opposition research turn out?
9Can’t wait to see the results.
@Rick
10Get back dude. I’ve been selling a toll bridge in Lake Havasu City since 1972 or so.
I DO care about the Ashley Madison list – not for regular people, but for the people on the list that parade around their “family values”. I want to have the public know that they are hypocrites.
11I want to know what “opposition research” is supposed to mean in terms of Ashley Madison. Opposition to monogamy is the only thing that makes sense and what is the research supposed to accomplish. Was he giving out surveys to his sex partners before, during and after their extramarital activities?
12Was he trying to find out who was most popular?
13@glf
14How dast you and others besmirch the character of this T-partier! He is innocent as the newborn babe. Pure as the new fallen snow. I understand him. He entered that sinful site with innocent and the most honorable intentions. That is to dig up some shocking dirt on his opponents. Y’know opponents in … politics. In life. In whatever. Then grab them by the short and curlies in order to win their hearts and minds.
I don’t have a clue where to go look for this stuff but a Likely candidate might be this guy…
http://farenthold.house.gov/
Ducky fits the bill and profile
15@Micr –
I suggest we settle our territorial dispute like Gentlemen. I would like to offer:
1) You provide sole representation for all bridges west of the Mississippi River, I’ll take all those east. Any over the Mississippi we’ll divide at an equitable 50/50 split.
162) A Duel. At 20 paces.
Can’t wait for a full release of names, etc. Am betting that there will be at least one GOP Presidential Primary candidate among them. If thats the case, nobody is going to be concerned with emails. By the way, didn’t Condoleeza and Collin have email accounts when they were S of S?
17Rick and Micr — are you guys also in the swamp-draining business by any chance? Just wondering. Ha!
Oooh, how I love when the family-values folk are forced to admit that they’re hypocrites. I realize that gloating is a very low emotion, but sometimes I just can’t help myself. I’ll try to do better.
18Dore says, “Unfortunately, it ended up being a waste of money and time.” Well, yeah, have ya’ looked in a mirror lately?
19I don’t think they hand out private info to just anyone who asks,opposition research my arse,unless of course by opposition he means the clients that turned him down. In that case he looks to be batting opher. 🙂
20@Rick
21I vote for the former. In a duel, I can’t miss fast enough to win.
Duggar’s little Missus threatened to cut him off completely,whereupon Josh said that was impossible because she didn’t know where he was getting it.(snark alert)
22Opposition research is to determine why all the women oppose him.
23Best description of wingnut Potus candidates ever-
The GOP candidate field is like the Whitman Sampler of stupid. And Scott Walker is the one with the cream in the center that everyone’s thumb presses down on and then passes over when they see that it doesn’t contain any nuts.
This was a comment on Wonkette.
24Opposition research. Love it. Reminds me of The Who’s Pete Townshend’ claim that he only bought child porn online to investigate British banks. After he was caught of course.
Next we can expect to hear from Josh Duggar that the molestations were research for his spinoff series “The Young and The Breastless”.
25Nica, that’s close.
26e platypus, did you just say that Scott Walker doesn’t contain any nuts? If you’re speaking of his pants, I wouldn’t be surprised, but his head is filled with them tighter than a twenty-squirrel condo.
27I think the disgusting Duggar boy is scum, but I will give him this:
He referred to himself as the biggest hypocrite, is ashamed of himself, and takes all the blame. That’s a start.
Since Dorè can’t even match that, he’s clearly lower than scum. Does that make him the sludge at the bottom of the sewage holding tank?
28I wish I could feel so charitable towards Josh. Like all God’s Chosen Ones who thought that with only a few more turns of the screws the lid of their repressure cooker wouldn’t explode, once it blows everything out in public they pour out the tears and beg forgiveness in the Lord’s name, wailing and pleading for another chance to make some of that sweet, sweet cash. What he needs to do is be honest with himself and others. But that’d be way too much to ask.
Looking at Dorè I can’t feel much more than pity. It’s no surprise he said “it ended up being a waste of money and time.”
29Nica Brian, great phrase: “…their repressure cooker…”
30$175 bucks on the street would barely allow him to “cop a feel” or feel a cop if she was a decoy.
31Personally I am more disgusted with Josh Duggar’s confessional than for what he did. He belongs to that “special” populace who think that if they say they are horrible and sorry, that their gormless little brainwashed wives and families and the people who contribute to them will forgive them. Then, washed clean in the blessing of Jesus, they will just go out there and do it again. Cite: that hypocrite Jimmy Bakker.
32Debbo-Duggar’s mea culpa was edited at least twice to remove references to porn and satan. Next time he will blame Obama for registering him on that site.
33“This is an issue that is in our past. This was before I got onto YouTube,” Sam said in the video. “This was brought to my wife’s attention. She has forgiven me for this mistake that I made in opening the account. I have sought forgiveness from God and he has forgiven me, so I have been completely cleansed of this sin.”
Youtube star Sam Rader,another hoity-toity kristian wannabe and Ashley Madison user.
34He would have been better off to spend the $175 for a haircut and a shave?
35I don’t think that Doré was doing opposition research, but I’ll bet both political parties are avidly scanning the released material to find gotchas on the opposition.
36Duggar was using OKCupid dating site plus the adultery dating site, Ashely Madison along with having a behind the curtain Facebook page rife with his quest to hook up with local Arkansas strippers.
On the OKCupid site he used another man’s photo to hide behind. That man lost a job contract for being caught up in a sex scandal not of his making. He wants to sue Josh Duggar for defamation of character.
37On Duggar’s OKCupid dating profile made years after his teen years of “counseling” for molesting little girls …. he posted “rape is okay” while using a Los Angeles DJ’s photos as his own.
Washington Post has reported Duggar also used photo of a Goldman Sach CEO son’s photo to cat fish Arkansas strippers. He had an ongoing one-on-one with a known porn star Danica Dillon who does not price herself cheaply. She has confirmed their trysts.
Seems money is the root of all Duggar’s evil. His hefty salary from the anti-gay hate organization in DC and the income from the TLC network funded expensive frolics for the “perfected” eldest son.
38The grift that keeps on grifting. I have to wonder if any of these a- oops won’t write that- are burdened with any kind of introspection or a traditional sense of guilt. I will hope that they have a shred of humanity left inside that tells them they are total, absolute frauds. Then again, hope dies last.
39sigh.
40I have a novel for you to read. The title is THE GIRL WHO SLEPT WITH GOD. Just read it.
Marge
Thanks for the offer. I just read a couple reviews which put a lot of evangelicalism into perspective EXCEPT the money part which to the Duggars, the Raders, Ted Haggard, Jim&Tammy and a cast of thousands is their ultimate driving force. The hypocrisy involved for Josh to take the big bucks from the FRC instead of privately begging God for forgiveness is not a moral failing but sheer, unadulterated greed. The lengths his family went through with the coverups so they could continue cashing in on their fame is nothing short of sinful but not once have they admitted that. Well, unless they can use that to get themselves in front of a camera for bank.
Shameless.
41My apologies for going off the cliff. My wife has told me to not drink coffee at night.
42Timbo – just what I was thinkin’.
Jason, honey, turn of the Internet and go wash your hands.
Then put your Mama’s scissors back in the sewing basket, pick up the phone, and make an appointment with a salon. You’ve already got 2 eyebrows, so there is hope for you, if you can do something about that slack-jawed thing.
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