There a story in Texas about a local sheriff calling the Texas Rangers for help with a riot in his town.  A couple days later, one ranger rode into town.

“Is that all they sent?” asked the sheriff, “Just one Ranger?”

“Well,” replied the Ranger slowly, “ain’t there just one riot?”

And that’s where the term, “One riot, one Ranger,” came from.

Anita Perry spoke yesterday and went all harpie defending her husband because the other debaters were ganging up on him.  So, apparently Texas cannot have one debate, one Governor.

Does Rick know that the President of the United States often has to handle more than one thing at a time?  That sometimes people gang up on America?  That when the 3:00 a.m. phone call comes, it won’t help a lot if your have to call in your wife to whine for you?

Anita promised that Rick would be “better prepared” next time.  Hell, it’s a little late for that.  Texas has a truckload of problems and it’s a tad late to prepare Rick to govern.  And why do I get the idea that she’s gonna wallop him upside the head if he doesn’t get prepared?  It ain’t like those two are real friendly with each other anyway.

So much for Texas Tough, huh?  We got Texas Timid.  And unprepared.