Off Script to the Very End
Trump just boarded Air Force One bound for Florida to begin his fight to stay out of jail for the rest of his life. The crowd was sparse, but the Army did give him the 21 gun salute and the band played Hail to the Chief. During his remarks, he immediately veered off script, which is normal for him. The written remarks had him wishing Biden and Harris success by name, but he couldn’t bring himself, even now, to even do that. Instead, he boasted that he stopped the pandemic, took credit for the vaccines, and said he was more popular with veterans than any president in history. The rest of his speech was his normal self aggrandizing bullshit. Mercifully, the speech was much shorter than his normal word salad filled diatribes.
His plane is now on the runway. I hope I never hear his voice again.
El Jefe, not even a sweet “guilty, your honor” would tempt you to hear that voice again?
Still 3 hours to go, and feeling much better already. Sudden urge to roll my shoulders and enjoy the “feel” of the weight leaving …
1Sayonara Mother Focker, Vaya con El Diablo.
Now let’s get the whole damned Trump Crime Family locked up behind bars.
2And the biggest boost to the environment of his entire malignant administration takes place as air quality world-wide is improving now that f**king trump’s no longer got the bully pulpit super spreading his brand of pollution.
3BUH BYE.
BITCH.
The mute button is my friend
4Typically I don’t get up early enough to watch Morning Joe & on the rare occasions when I’m up that early, I don’t turn on the TV. However, today I did. Saw Trump walk out to Marine One and turned to recording of last night’s Colbert as soon as Marine One landed. Turned back to live TV just in time to see Air Force One take off.
5Now I’m going to go have my favorite breakfast at my current restaurant.
Later I’ll watch the inauguration of a decent man & woman as President & Vice President.
And I hope MSNBC televised the National Cathedral service because my mind is still polluted from the 2017 service that was spoiled by “his” infantile squirming and wandering attention.
Sandridge @2 Remember when Nevada opposed the plans for a nuclear waste site at Yucca Mountain? It really is geologically unsuitable, unless the intent is to radiate the entire water table west of the Mississippi.
However, we have a counter proposal to show we are part of the union of states. With proper shared funding to make this safe to the environment we reveal our proposal – YMCA.
Yucca Mountain Correctional Asylum. Mind you this would not be at the actual Yucca Mountain location for obvious reasons. But there is a suitable stretch of land north of Nellis AFB. No. Not Area 51. The Nevada Test and Training Range (NTTR). Yes?
6How great he yoosta be. When all the properties are foreclosed the folks on the park bench are forever going to hear about it.
Al Bundy- 4 touchdowns in one game.
7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_qa0EEKZ90
Jane & PKM @6, Hell Yes!
Although for years I’ve been suggesting that we put them all on Navassa Island, a desolate minor US Caribbean possession [disputed], about thirty five miles west of Haiti, around a hundred three miles south of Gitmo.
A near perfect exile site for RWNJs and crime families, imo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island
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8It is 0 weeks, 0 days, 1 hour, 58 minutes, 50 seconds until Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at 12:00:00 noon (Washington DC, District of Columbia time)
I agree with bananas. Watching a jet being geared up prior to, and after the Orange Scatgibbon embarked, is ever so much more pleasant with the mute enabled…
9So, who got left out of the pardon party? Well, after angry orange baby trump (whose protest balloon was just ensconced in the British museum) his legals said nyet to further pardons from prison.
Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks and Paul Gosar were prime movers and shakers in the attack on the capitol along with speech giving Don Jr. and wife kimberly guifoyle.
10Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Hopefully we won’t be hearing endless chatter by the news media about his so called legacy .
11I never want yo see his face again.
Thank you El Jefe for watching his majesty so I don’t have to! From now on every media pic of him needs to only be from the back (with a wide angle lens)!
12I haven’t popped a beer this early since fish camp, two years ago. (Canada wouldn’t have us last year)
13My finger got tired from multiple use of the TV mute function this morning. But it’s time for it to rest for the rest of the day.
I hope my four year migraine starts to ease up too.
14Kamala just got sworn in.
15Sandridge –
16Recommend OJT parachute training for the orange shit-gibbon — into Navassa. We can support Navassa from U.S.V.I. – air dropped victuale array to keep them happy & healthy for a long, long, long time. Great ideas are hard to materialize, but you’ve done it.
I just saw video of the Marine Band playing “Hit the Road, Jack” outside the White House this morning. I hope it’s real.
17Probably not but the PA at trump’s farewell really did play “YMCA” as he stumbled out into the inner darkness.
I believe he liked to use that at his rallies but never figured out why.
18If it wasn’t for self-promotion and smears, the Con Man would have nothing to say at all.
19I was on the interstate this morning, so got to listen to Donnie’s farewell remarks at Joint Base Andrews uninterrupted. It was a word salad that will make Sarah Palin jealous.
20I would be eager to hear Donny say “I plead guilty to all counts your Honor”
21Harry Eagar @18
One thing I won’t miss …. the “music program” for Trump’s life.
* YMCA
* Tiny Dancer
* My Way (synchronized to have the soft ending reprise match the jet’s wheels up)
Go ahead … try to find some sort of theme, musical motif, or any other connection of those three, run in succession.
22It is ordained that POTUS and FLOTUS are now and forever known as DOPEUP and SINKUS
23Jonathon Hubbert @16, Navassa Island is about perfect, small, hot, practically barren, scrubland, some reptiles and feral pigs, cats, dogs, and lots of guano. No harbors, edged with high rocky cliffs.
24Like you write, drop ’em off, no jump training needed, just palletize ’em and kick ’em off the rear of some Hercs [coupla bounces, no prob].
Feed ’em via airdrops [suggest canned and frozen dinners and a couple of microwaves– but no electricity– oops].
Give ’em a few firearms too, they’ll work things out…
Well, the torch has been passed – – – to Hannity.
I came across a pic of Hannity on Twitter this evening. Now, I’m not guaranteeing it’s not photo-shopped, just that it would be totally in character if it wasn’t.
Splashed across the chyron was, “Joe Biden has been president for 9 hours and 40,000 are dead.”
Trump’s lickspittles will stick with him rather than get lives of their own. Just as if he might acknowledge their loyalty one day.
As if.
25Edit: 400,000.
26Sorry. My damn proofreader quit last March.
i watched Hannity for a few moments. He’s off about socialism
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