Of Dogs and Rugs
A rug has been removed from a sheriff’s office in Florida after it was noticed that it read “in dog we trust” instead of “in God we trust”.
Okay, admittedly, it’s not the worst thing that a dog has ever done to a rug.
And admittedly, it’s Florida so it’s kinda amazing it only took two months for anyone to notice it.
But mainly, Truman wants to know where we can get one of those things.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
Truman, there are entire lines of In Dog We Trust merchandise. Here are some rugs: http://www.cafepress.com/+in-dog-we-trust+rugs
1I trust my dog, Nova. He protects me and lets me know if someone is in my yard or at the door. He deserves my trust.
2In the don’t try this at home department of dumb people tricks: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151923331602639
3I completely trust dogs, Florida sheriffs, not so much.
4There were at least two similar rugs that got picked up off the floor according to film on HLN yesterday morning. When riding in a cop cruiser you are more likely to have a dog as your co-pilot. God,or so I’ve heard,abhors violence.
5There is indisputable physical evidence that dog exists. I’m looking at one right now.
6Brings to mind a song by “Four Bitchin’ Babes”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZ5zjC2dLM
7Whoa up a parsec! You mean some constabulary spent actual money to put special order rugs on their damn floor and then got all horrified when they finally noticed a spelling error? If I were a taxpayer down there I would raise holy you know what about the way hard earned tax dollars are used. IMHO, that damn county government deserves all the snarky reaction they are getting.
8My first thought was, “They paid $500 for a door mat?!”
9Where can I get one?
10In Dog we trust, all others pay cash?
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