Of Damn Course

August 06, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’ve been having your hair done here for a while you’re very familiar with Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller.  He’s so crooked that they are gonna have to screw him into the ground when he dies.  He’d have to study-up to be an imbecile.

sidmillerNot only that, he’s a cow short of a herd.  You know, like the time he wanted to bomb “Muslim” like we did Japan.  Or when he wanted to add guns and ammo to our state’s back-to-school tax-free weekend because, get ready for this, kids can now carry guns on college campuses. He spent taxpayer money to go to Oklahoma to get a “Jesus shot.” He wants to form a posse and fight the “invasion” from Mexico. He compared Syrian refugees to rattlesnakes. He threatened to slap people who say, “Happy Holidays” to him. And merrily signed up Ted Nugent as an advisor.

And all that was before sunrise.

So what does Ole Sid do to top all that?  Well, Honey, there’s nothing else he could do to put his unique skill set to valuable use.

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller said Friday he is working with GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump’s campaign to help lead an agriculture team.

“Of course my emphasis will be carrying Texas for the ag industry for Trump,” Miller told Hasty. “Personally I think Donald Trump will be great for agriculture.

I do not know what “carrying Texas for the ag industry for Trump” means, not do I want to because I am certain it has something to do with Snakes on a Nuke.

Thanks to Donna for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Of Damn Course”


  1. “Personally I think Donald Trump will be great for agriculture.”

    I have to agree: there is NOBODY as full of manure than THE DONALD.

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  2. June Bug says:

    Could be that he will introduce the horticulture of horse apples as a solution to the shortage of fresh fruits in the diets of the poor.

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  3. Larry McLaughlin says:

    Have the only SANE Republicans, like Gary Johnson, and his running mate gone over to the Libertarian Party?

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  4. Sam in San Antonio says:

    Only if we can use Sid and Trump as fertilizer.

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  5. “Have the only SANE Republicans, like Gary Johnson, and his running mate gone over to the Libertarian Party?”

    if they were sane, they’d have become Democrats.

    “I am certain it has something to do with Snakes on a Nuke.”

    visions of Slim Pickens riding that bad boy down in Dr. Strangelove.

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  6. Trump sure gathers all the “nuts”, doesn’t he?

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  7. I take it he studied at Trump U. He may be a PHD– You know [Piled Higher & Deeper.]

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  8. We all know why Trump is great for agriculture, so I can only join the chorus here. Sid is good for entertainment value in a way, but I wish somebody would keep him well away from pointy things and any possible decisions more important than whether to lower his trousers when he sits down in the bathroom.

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  9. georgieporgie says:

    Can’t forgot ole Sid and the Battle of the Cupcakes (about putting them back on shool menus)… Don’t recall if he won or lost that one. And what’s the connection between cupcakes and the Ag Dept? Guess some snacilbupeR farmers grow sugar cane in Texas. Gotta make sure them snacilbupeR farmers make more money at the expense of the health of Texas youngsters.

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  10. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Carrying Trump’s water anyway.

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  11. Sounds to me like he’s been spending too much time with his head in a pile of cow manure.

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  12. Its obvious he doesn’t spend any time with real farmers. I do in my job. They really, really, really, really do not like him. They have Trump pegged as total death for the farm community. If that happens get ready to spend a fortune on really simple food at the market as it will all be imported from God knows where on this globe.

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  13. If Sid stepped in cow manure, he’d think he was melting.

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  14. Hi, I’m new here and just wanted to say Juanita Jean, I haven’t stopped laughing since reading the words “one cow short of a herd.” Thank you and I love this place.

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  15. AliceBeth says:

    I doubt Trump can define agriculture.

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  16. e platypus onion says:

    Drumpf’s tariffs on imports would lead to rebuttal tariffs on ag exports which means farmers sell less for a lot less money. That’d be good for farmers, wouldn’t it?

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  17. epo, farmers already buy retail and sell wholesale. I know that doesn’t make sense and who in the world would want to do that for a living, but hey, think about it for a minute! If there were no farmers, there wouldn’t be any beer!

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  18. giggles

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  19. Marcia in CO says:

    Well, Judi at the #1 spot, said the very first thing that came to my mind when I read this about ole Sid and Dumbo Donny! And most everyone else has reiterated the fact that both of these worthless humans are full to overflowing with bullcaca!!

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  20. We’re one election away from President Trump & Secretary of Agriculture Sid Miller. Here’s what a Department of Agriculture meeting might look like (from the movie Idiocracy), as Sid tries to determine why plants won’t grow when Brawndo (gatorade) is applied to the crops:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA

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  21. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    OK. That’s it. I have had it with these muthafrakkin’ snakes on this muthafrakkin’ nuke! [h/t Samuel L. Jackson]

    😉

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  22. New name for Trump that I saw, and cannot find article/author to give credit to.

    The Cheeto Benito!

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  23. Sandridge says:

    Diane,
    The Cheeto Benito!?

    The good residents of San Benito, TX may not particularly like that epithet (on multiple levels).
    Although dumping his fat ass into the resaca might give the gators some additional low protein nutrition.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Benito,_Texas

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  24. maryelle says:

    Three guesses what’s under that 10 gallon chapeau.

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  25. Sid has risen well past his level of st00pid among the snacilbupeR, but then, haven’t most of them?

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  26. Marge Wood says:

    I’m not sure Trump would recognize anything agricultural. But Sid prolly doesn’t recognize the parts of gummint so I guess it would all come out even.

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  27. Trump might be great for agriculture if he were used for compost.

    But I wouldn’t go near anything that grew in that.

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  28. Linda Lester says:

    To those who think Gary Johnson is one of the sane ones, think again–as Governor of New Mexico (I lived in NM during his reign) he was the veto King–vetoed just about every piece of legislation that came his way–he is not solution to the likes of Donald, Pence or Sid Miller–beware of those who are coming forth portraying themselves as the sane ones! Mr. Johnson is just as much an obstructionist as the obstructionists in Congress–Sorry to see him come out of the woodwork again–

    Anyway, why do we still have Sid around since he got his Jesus shot–why do the Texas Corrupt Repugs get to continue on as if they never have done anything wrong?

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  29. Marcia in CO says:

    LynnN … Trump compost would be a huuuuugly GMO’d pile of non-humanoid waste!!

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  30. @28Linda:

    Well, to give an MA shoutout, William Weld was a fiscal conservative that (for the time) understood that social issues like respect didn’t cost anything/much.

    He also used to prosecute white collar criminals, too…

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  31. Lunargent says:

    Sandridge –
    I believe that that Benito being referenced is Mussolini.

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  32. Elise from CA says:

    Re Gary Johnson and his ilk are being given airtime because they are useful idiots for the billionaires and corporations. Check out their actual policy proposals and beliefs, which don’t actually work–privatize everything except the military and police (enjoy those toll roads and private schools), dismantling government (no more food inspectors),etc. etc. etc. No thanks.

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  33. For every ONE sane idea Gary Johnson and Jill Stein have they have at least ten that are totally nuts. I’ve looked at both platforms when a disgruntled Bernie supporter swore he would support Johnson or Trump. This OLD Democrat wanted to find this low information idiot and explain what a democracy is and that voting for Trump or Johnson is the exact opposite of what Bernie was promoting. I am not sorry to see the backs of these fair weather Democritics.

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  34. Ya better be careful or you might get a mean Tweet from the Donald asking for an apology for impugnin’ his integrity. Oh snap!

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  35. TexasEllen says:

    The Donald has cornered the market on endorsements from below the whale poop level. After the Aryan Nation and the KKK, he managed to land ol’ Sid.

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  36. chazz Donahue says:

    I would love to run into the Village People cowboy in Dec.,I’d use another alliterative Christmas greeting”Hail Hydra”.

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