Of Course They Do

June 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You knew this was coming, right?

Okay, since Britain screwed  up their country with Bexit, can Texas be far behind?

Oh hell no.

After residents of the UK voted today to leave the European Union, the movement for an independent Texas may be gaining serious momentum, with thousands online calling for a “Texit.”

The largest group agitating for secession is the Texas Nationalist Movement, which has been promoting its own version of Brexit, called Texit, over the past several weeks. The group has taken inspiration from the pro-exit campaign in Britain, noting that the two movements share many of the same principles.

How about a GoToHellit?

 

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Serious, they are perfectly serious.  Who do they think would stop it?  Nobody likes Texas.  The Bushes and the Gohmerts and the Dan Patricks and The Dallas Cowboys fixed all that.

Look, I am perfectly okay with letting them Texit.  I just wonder where they’re going when they leave and maybe I could get their social security check.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

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