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Remember the guy Juanita told you about who gave a speech that women should let men be the leaders?  The guy who got elected as a state rep and then went around the local businesses and asked them to pay him to be their lobbyist in Austin?   The guy who has been named to the Worst Legislator list at Texas Monthly more times than we can keep count of?

And they are all the same guy?  Yes, it is Tom DeLay’s best friend Charlie Howard.

And now he has another honor.

The Texas House is filled to the brim with people who have loco camped out in their eyes.  But, Charlie stands tall among these midgets, awarded the Giant Red Devouring Monster Award for his role THE most conservative person in the Texas House.

He lives exactly 10.3 miles from my house.  No, seriously, I checked it out one day while I was going to Houston so I could know how far I’d have to move if they prove that loony is contagious.