Fox Newsvarmint Neil Cavuto took to the public airways and dropped his drawers.

Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto on Monday devoted an entire segment to the possibility that a United States attack on Syria could be a sign of the End Times, a period in which Christians believe that Jesus Christ will return to face the emergence of the Antichrist.

“This Syria stuff is way old,” Cavuto explained. “I mean Old Testament old. That’s how old I’m talking about. Don’t laugh. Some biblical scholars say it’s all there in black and white.”

No, Neil, we’re not laughing.  We’re really not.  Batting our heads against the wall, yes.

Honey, if George Bush being elected for a second term was not a sign of the end times, then there are no end times.

Syria is way old.  Yes, indeed.  At least he knew that.