Of Course He’s Not Guilty. Republicans Are Never Guilty of Hotsy S-E-X
I gotta admit, this is a perfectly wonderful lede —
Bible-toting Clermont County politician Archie Wilson surfaced from substance abuse treatment Tuesday to answer charges he traded prescription drugs for sex at a bed bug infested motel.
Wilson, 60, of Batavia Township, pleaded not guilty in Kenton District Court to soliciting prostitution and trafficking in a controlled substance, both misdemeanors that could send him to jail for up to 12 months
Bless his heart, he’s the very first overly zealous morality stalwart to be caught doing something that involves bed bugs. I guess that’s kinda an honor.
Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.