Obama’s Fault
Next week will mark three years since Ted Nugent promised us that he would “either be dead or in jail” in a year if Obama were reelected.
Promises, promises.
That’s why I know that anything that comes out of his mouth needs a clorox bath.
Nugent, who did disgusting things to stay out of the military, seems to think he’s he officially spokesman for the fighting men and women of America.
Nugget knows what is causing a record number of suicides among veterans, and it ain’t lack of PTSD and mental health help from the VA because the Republicans won’t spend a damn dime for veterans.
No, sireeee. It’s because … Obama.
“Twenty to 25 of those guys kill themselves every day,” Nugent said at a recent fundraiser in Arizona, “and they haven’t told you why and they haven’t told anybody else why, but they told me why — because the commander-in-chief is the enemy.”
Ted Nugent hears dead people.
Seriously, y’all, his elevator is stuck in the basement.
Thanks to Mike for the heads up.
The version Ted playing in the Amboy Dukes recording Journey to the Center of Your Mind in ’68 or maybe ’69 was ok, even acceptable. Then something dramatic and unknown to me happened to Ted and Ted the Motor City Mad Man comes on the scene. Not a good version of Ted either. So far as ultra con Ted, you got me. I’m not a fan of the man, but I did enjoy listening to the Amboy Dukes and solo Ted’s music off and on until Wang Dang Sweet Poontang was recorded.
1He should have got whomped a little harder backstage at the Armadillo when he played there. He did a nasty thing because he didn’t like the food and one of the security people saw him and beat the crap out of him.
2Maybe it’s the name Ted. Maybe it’s cursed. Nugent… Cruz… hmm.
3As Bugs Bunny would say: “What an nin-com-poop.”
4Mike
5Ted has repeatedly denied doing that in the chili pot in Austin and denied committing a similar act upon a large mirror holding carefully measured lines of cocaine in Cali. Motor City Mad Man indeed!
Micr:
6He can deny all he wants but I worked there and I know who to believe and it isn’t Motormouth Nugent.
Let’s get one thing straight about Nugent, he’s a serious liar!
If Nugent had done what he said had done, how come not one single man has come forward and said he was there that day at the physical and remembered Nugent stinking up the place! Nugent’s in the same boat as Bush, who claimed serving in the National Guard in Montgomery Ala, when no one not one single man ever recalls Bush being there!
If you notice that Nugent below from Wiki he claims that he touring from 67-73, performing in over 300 concerts.
Now, how could Nugent go to school full time( ’68-’69) have a draft deferment (2S student in college) at the same time as the bloodiest year of the Vietnam War and play in over 300 concerts in that year!
He’s phucking liar, a draft-dodging chickenhawk who needs to be ridiculed, shunned completely, till he goes away!
“Performing since 1958, Nugent has been touring annually since 1967, averaging more than 300 shows per year (1967–73),”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent
Copy of Nugents Selective Service Record
http://message.snopes.com/politics/graphics//nugent.jpg
7And here’s how he got out of serving in Vietnam, where many of his fans died fighting. From a July 15, 1990 Detroit Free Press Sunday Magazine profile:
And he is equally proud that the Michigan Legislature this year proclaimed him a “wholesome, traditional” man of “honesty, integrity, loyalty and patriotism.”
But Nugent wanted no part of Vietnam. He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine.
That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says, although the Free Press was unable to verify his draft status.
“The men who went should be applauded, but if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the hippies in the foxholes . . . I would have killed everybody.” [DS: In other words, let them do the job for me, while I rock and lounge over here in safety. Whatever, Ted.]
WITH HIS WORRIES ABOUT THE draft out of the way — “I never heard from them again” — Nugent focused on his band.
And don’t forget this from the New York Post in 2004:
Courtney Love phoned into The Howard Stern Show on Monday (March 22) before eventually coming into the studio where she made the shocking allegation that one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn’t want to say exactly how old she was, but eventually confessed she was 12-year-old – which would have made Nugent approximately 28 years old at the time. The New York Post attempted to contact Nugent for a response but was unsuccessful. Moderators at Nugent’s official forum deleted the only thread a
8As a typical wing nut Tea Bagger, stinky Ted the pedophile forgets who was the CIC who sent our troops into Iraq.
Enough already, nut jobs! Bush/Cheney own the Iraq debacle and you own the dastardly duo. That “Mission Accomplished” codpiece is yours.
9Mike
I confess always being amused by Ted, although not always in a good way. His preoccupation with feces borders on prescience. Maybe one day soon a grizzly will eat and digest him and his remains will be identified by a paleontologist familiar with processing coprolites.
EPO:
10I might have bet you the mortgage payment that today Courtney Love couldn’t recollect her first oral sex experience. Wonder what made Nugent memorable in a universe presumed to be in Magic Johnson-Wilt Chamberlain quantity?
PKM
11That logic needs to be as visible as a plank in Dem platform. Something along the lines of “The GOP owns the mess left behind from 2001-2009 and Dems intend to do whatever it takes to make the GOPs acknowledge that ownership and to fix the damage.”
Good luck making wingnuts own anything. I saw a poll recently from last election that said people believed wingnuts were better able to fix the economy than Dems. What out of this world universe do these wingnut apologists come from? In spite of all empirical evidence to the contrary,no one can believe nutjobs are better for the economy,so why do they make this claim?
12Micr and e platypus onion, screw the bumper stickers, it’s time for a Marge Wood style billboard. While all the bills for the Bush/Cheney invasion of Iraq have yet to be totaled, that rough estimate of 3 trillion dollars should attract the attention of the 80% Americans who are sane.
I cede your point, e platypus onion. The wing nuts will never remember Bush/Cheney or acknowledge a fact. It’s ironic that the st00pid like Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and other deluded candidates think they can ride into 2016 victory pandering to the 20% lunatic faction.
Meanwhile, the Outlaw Jersey Whale grows fatter with felonies and JEB can’t outrun his ugly brother, try as he might. If JEB anchors aweigh with his criminal family, he still has his Florida record to explain. Two words: Terri Schiavo.
Smaller government? Really?!? Unbelievable coming from a party of vaginal probes and discrimination is the new religious FreeDumb.
13Telling the truth is hard sometimes, especially if you are aiming to get something (like money) from misuse of what you say. They don’t want to believe the truth.
14Nugent said at a recent fundraiser in Arizona, “and they haven’t told you why and they haven’t told anybody else why, but they told me why —
This line also gets a very positive reception at the admittance desk in a mental institution.
15Rick & Micr – good on ya’. LOL thanks
16a former Michigander old enough to remember and despise Ted
Nugent should be treated just like any other toddler who has fit just to get attention… He should be ignored entirely.
17People like Ted are good for us. Look when someone as brainless as Ted says anything, ignore him he’s not worth the effort, LOOK AT THE PEOPLE LISTENING to him, they are the danger, they are the stupid, they VOTE!!!!!
18This really, really ugly soul back job’s relationship with Hucksterbee also ain’t amusing. Saw him on the teevee singing a really pornographic song he wrote himself and the Huckster was playing back-up guitar and not even blinking although he could hear the lyrics as well as anybody else.
Flush both of them! Apparently considering the environment, they wouldn’t mind except they don’t get any $$ for it.
19The pro-gun crowd’s response to Sarah Brady’s recent death has been, by and large, respectful and low-key, with credit given to Ms. Brady for being a class act who backed ideas with which they didn’t agree. I hope the pro-gunners aren’t respecting a similar response from us, whenever The Nuge shuffles off this mortal coil. Talk about a no-class act that got old a long time ago…..
20Here’s hoping every veteran and their families and friends, at home and abroad, boycott this lying coward’s concerts, records and money-making attempts.
21He isn’t even worthy of disgust.
He could just emigrate to Iran…..
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