November 04, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Who the hell are they polling?
I’ve never seen such a twisted statistical abstract from them.
Have they been hacked by those little turds that follow breitbart et cie?
1Prolly Dominionists saying that. Everyone (in the Tea Party) knows that God doesn’t want the United States united. I wonder if the Tea Party members I know actually believe that.
2Simple solution to all of this shizz.
Dress codes covering jewelry, hem length, shoe styles and school ‘uniforms’.
European style, the school chooses a color usually navy or grey. Slacks, pants, skirts, jumper dresses, cardigans, sweaters jackets etc in the chosen color worn with white collared shirts. Nothing with writing on it. Period.
Some schools permit jeans. Some schools sell school color ties and college style scarves, embroidered sew on patches for jackets and tee shirts with the school name (which are the only tee shirts allowed) but basically all the kids are wearing a uniform look.
From a parents point of view it is a lot cheaper and easier. Self expression is reserved for out of school hours.
3What in God’s name has happened to these people?
4The reason sin is so on their minds is because they have never gotten properly laid–that’s a no brainer…
But to really believe that the way to save something is to destroy it–out of many, one–that’s the way it must be…I am gobsmacked by the crazies, as usual
I wish I believed in hell, if it existed, the Dominiiosts would all be headed there, with their cherry picking of Bibical verse, their raging hate and just plain meanness of the self righteous,
Remember, Jesus was a Jew–that crazy Christian cult has very little to do with his belief system…
Elise, how does one properly lay sexually repressed deviants?
5Um, the first statistic is bad enough, but I was assuming that the “take United out of Unites States” one was JJ’s sarcastic comment, not an actual finding.
What if some kid wears a confederate flag AND a gay pride one? They wouldn’t know whether to beat him up or not. Or her.
And good for Rep. (and governor candidate) Michael Michaud (D-ME) for coming out as gay. The more people see how “normal” gays are, the fewer of them are scared.
6I had been thinking that Pea Tardiers were simply victims of their own self-chosen isolation but come to think of it, that can’t be the whole magilla. Ok, maybe inbreeding has something to do with it.
7UD–I don’t remember the name of the movie–it was a while ago, but it involved tapes that recorded people’s feelings and sensations and could be felt by others wearing a headset–a friend of the inventor got into the tapes, edited a organism tape and hooked it up without a fail safe. After at least 48 hours of non stop pleasure his personality changed completely, I can’t imagine a live person touching (Rush, Rove, Cheney–eww) but we could hook them up to a non-stop orgasmatron–I’ve been blessed with a few weekends like that, and in that blessed out state, I am just one happy being…it’s worth a shot!
8And it would save all their wives from that terrible, unsatiated mouth–so unhappy looking–an ear to ear grin is so much better….the tape I mean–not those men, yech!
To those folks, flying the banner of sedition, in the name of racisim, is no vice.
9Elise and UD-I remember hearing about a Georgia pol several years ago who claimed that if you grew up in rural Georgia,as he did,your first girlfriend was gonna be a mule. Guess what I found when I searched for deviant rethuglicans?
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php
There is no “bad” language in the transcript and some of the following comments are priceless.
10epo–now I am really, really afraid…I remember the remark that some old guy said about animals and reproduction in relationship to women…and that they could be so rude and crude with a straight face means we really are in big trouble…
11The syphillis dis-ease is thought to come from sheep, so that’s another strike against man to beast “affairs”–you don’t know what else you are getting–gross! One of my favorite Edward Albee plays is, ” The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia,” which caused a major fight between me and one of my good friends–I am not that tolerant and this play definitely fit the word tragedy, in exploring how liberal are we, really?
This should come as no surprise to anyone who has been watching and listening to the Repugs. They are the party of hate, racism, greed and stupidity. Of course they favor the confederacy over human rights. This is exactly who they are.
12@elsie: that comment crossed a line or two.
The thought of Republicans getting laid makes me want to vomit and poke out my mind’s eye, simultaneously. As well as assassinate the brain cell or cells which contain that thought, with Wild Turkey.
Like departing a perfectly functioning airplane with only a parachute, Republican sex is by definition an unnatural act.
I’m now going away for a while to recover….
13Syphilis did not come from sheep. It was a bacterial mutation of a common harmless infection Colombus and his crews most likely picked up from the new world. Just another thing to love Colombus for.
14(Farhi, D; Dupin, N Sept 2010-Oct. “Origins of Syphilis and management of the immunocompetent patient: facts and controversies Clinics in Dermatology 28 (5): 533-8)