Thelma and Verdelia are standing around the beauty salon with football helmets on waiting for North Korea to launch their missile which Verdelia is convinced is headed directly for wherever she’s at because she’s a rather large target.

And they are especially concerned since Dick Cheney has announced that he’s scared.  We’ve told them that the only reason Cheney is scared is that he can’t figure out a way to make money off a war with North Korea unless he’s Vice President of North Korea and the electrical cord on his bionic heart doesn’t reach that far.  Plus, we’ve heard that job is already taken by Kim Jong Unhung.

Last we heard over at CNN is that North Korea has the weapon in the full upright and locked position.  That’s, indeed, a start.

I think they’re waiting for Dennis Rodman to come flip the switch.  I dunno, but if this whole thing involves Dennis Rodman, a short guy named Kim, and Dick Cheney, it’s got viral internet fail written all over it.