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(Sorry, Momma, but I couldn’t help myself.  I know I have backsliding blisters on my butt, but sometimes you just gotta call them how you see them.  I promise not to say anything to embarrass you for at least the next hour.)

FreedomWorks, chaired by former House Majority Leader Dick Armey of Texas, continues to make the case for state House Republicans to dump incumbent Speaker Joe Straus, R- San Antonio.

The group continues to communicate with its 43,000 Texas members via e-mail, and Armey has also called GOP House members.

“This is a real opportunity for us and for the Tea Party movement and conservatives given this mandate,” says FreedomWorks spokesman Brendan Steinhauser. The Washington, D.C. based group promotes limited government, less taxes and more freedom.

FreedomWorks has not spent much money, Steinhauser said, noting “it doesn’t cost a lot to spread the word.”

“Nope,” Juanita says, “it doesn’t cost hardly a thing to make Breathing While Jewish illegal.”

“Why Dick Armey is not in a courtroom awaiting sentencing is totally beyond me,” she admits.

“I do not know why they continue to say ‘Dick Armey of Texas.’  He’s not even registered to vote here anymore.  We threw his butt outta Texas, but he keeps sneaking back across the border.”